letra de socrates vs j.k. rowling - epic fanmade rap battles of history
[intro]
epic rap battles of history
j.k. rowling
versus
socrates
begin
[verse 1: socrates]
iiiiiiiiiii spit hot stuff at this crazy girl
who writes magical sh-t that amazes the world
my heart’s a casual vacancy when it comes to dissing people like you
i inspired a legacy, what did you do?
you’d be better off dead, here, have some hemlock
and stop wingardium leviosa-ing harry’s fake little c-ck
just ask anyone, they’ll tell you i’m the best rapper by far
if your rhymes were any more pitiful, i’d have to call scotland yard
[verse 2: j.k. rowling & harry potter]
oh please, you wrote a few silly books then died
my stories were actually good enough to make people cry
stop asking “why?”, you’re not a bl–dy toddler!
if i can’t teach you a lesson myself, accio potter!
hey yo it’s me, h to the arry
all the ladies wanna get with me, i’m so extraordinary
your wife was so ugly, they gave her name to a shrew
how pathetic, that i can use a stick to beat you!
[verse 3: socrates]
i know that i know something: your rhymes are the worst!
they’re more torturous to experience than the cruciatus curse!
you came up with your little boy toy on a train? how lame
you’re just a sissy with no talent and a stupid pen name
[verse 4: j.k. rowling & harry potter]
i’m winning awards like there’s no tomorrow or next week
you almost made me puke even before you started to speak
you weren’t even a professional thinker, wise guy
i think we’ve b-tch-slapped you enough today, so goodbye
[outro]
who won?
you decide
epic rap battles of history
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