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letra de the art of rap (freestyle) - eminem


the art of rap (freestyle)

how the f-ck he got an oscar?
p-ssed out in his red mazda
with his f-cking head in his pasta
in the parking lot of k-mart plaza
across from the red lobster
looking like the lochness monster
dressed like a cross-dressed mobster
talk is cheap it costs less to gossip
i’d probably be a lot less
hostile if you snots kept your shnozzes out the airholes
or get f-cked in all seven holes
-ss, mouth, p-ssy, yeah both ears and hah! yes nostrils
at the ozzfest with nas b-mping das efx in wrecked up datsun
and dropped two extra strength watson vicodin out my pocket
they cost less i’m a hot mess cause i tripped and got my head stuck
in a wasp’s nest in the process awesome

drunk as f-ck
one sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves
but i keep dropping my f-cking binoculars
got two f-cking hydroxycuts and four oxy’s stuck in my esophagus
these three lesbian little stocky sl-ts
thought i swallowed two hockey pucks
started screamin’ “serves you right you c-cky f-ck!
that’s what you get for mockin’ us
ain’t as cool as you thought you was.”
b-tch all i did when i walked up was have my d-ck in a sock
and it’s a sock puppet so no strings attached you can all suck it
(chick-uh) get it? ah f-ck it
sh-ts about to get hairy as motherf-cking chewbacca’s nuts