letra de steve berman (skit) - eminem
steve berman (skit)
(with steve berman)
[door creaks open]
[background music “what’s the difference” by dr. dre]
[steve] hey em, what’s up?
[eminem] steve berman. what’s goin’ on, man, how you doin’?
good to see you again. what’s up?
[steve] em, could you come in here and have a seat, please?
[eminem] umm, yeah, what’s…
[steve] vanessa? shut the door
[vanessa] okay [door creaks shut]
[eminem] so what’s up? how’s orders looking for the first week?
[steve] it would be better if you gave me nothing at all
[steve] this alb-m is less than nothing. i can’t sell this f-cking record
[steve] do you know what’s happening to me out there?
[eminem] wh-wha-what’s the problem?
[steve] violent ground told me to go f-ck myself!
[eminem] who’s violent…?
[steve] tower records told me to shove this record up my -ss!
do you know what it feels like
to be told to have a record shoved up your -ss?
[eminem] but, i…
[steve] i’m gonna lose my f-ckin’ job over this
you know why dre’s record was so successful?
he’s rappin’ about big-screen t.v.s, blunts, 40’s and b-tches.
you’re rappin’ about h-m-s-xuals and vicadin
[eminem] i mean-
[steve] i can’t sell this sh-t!
[steve] either change the record or it’s not coming out!
[eminem] what, i…
[steve] now get the f-ck out of my office!
[eminem] what am i supposed…
[eminem] alright man….