letra de the underwear song - ember swift
i am down to my last pair of underwear
and it seems to me that it’s long past time to do laundry.
i swear, i never do anything until i absolutely have to,
until everything is “past due.”
these deadlines seem to dominate my day
i am subjected to their power; i am their prey
they are looming, lurking, laughing in my face
as i squirm in these ripped-up, granny “gotchies” in disgrace
the last pair of underwear is always the worst
they never quite fit your full f-nny
i am the first to admit that i don’t like the way it feels
when things don’t fit!
so why do i let things get this bad?
it seems to me that i have had my share of: underwear crises.
when i let things get this bad i am forced to re-ssess
i am drowning in my sorrows, my p-ssions, my mess
childish? i guess, but fruitful nonetheless.
because i am standing at the washing machine
i am poised, i am ready to clean these undergarments.
they are sprinkled with a fresh clean smelling detergent
i am poised, i am ready for change
i am poised, i am really needing this change
i am poised, i really which i had more change
because i am down to my last quarter
and the machine takes four more
guess it’s time to resign? or redefine!
who needs underwear anyway?
the last pair of underwear is always the worst
they never quite fit your full f-nny
i am the first to admit that i don’t like the way it feels
when things don’t fit!
so why do i let things get this bad?
it seems to me that i have had my share of: underwear crises.
i’m going to lift my head up from despair
look at me change!
letras aleatórias
- david burrill › letra de let the walls fall - david burrill
- merio › letra de aeroplani - merio
- yungmorpheus ewonee › letra de sovereignty - yungmorpheus & ewonee
- henry az › letra de make america high again - henry az
- the reverent marigold › letra de courtly industry - the reverent marigold
- lil chiko › letra de ttt - lil chiko
- apethantos grc › letra de berserk - apethantos (grc)
- yeat › letra de 2 up (bad boy remix) - yeat
- kronno zomber › letra de fiesta en el bus - kronno zomber
- tsumyoki rawal › letra de ek do ek - tsumyoki & rawal