letra de evil genius - eleventyseven
out in the hallway
i said h-llo
the dance is this friday,
do you wanna go?
probably not, she promptly replied.
but kudos for asking, you’re such a nice guy.
yeah i should’ve known
i’d end up at home
watching my starwars box trilogy.
but here is the truth,
if she only knew
that i’ve got a secret she’d never believe
kelly doesn’t know that i’m an evil genius
with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.
and she’ll never know that
we can take over the world
with cyborg robot squirrels.
down in the bas-m-nt
i wish she could see
the monkeys i’ve altered, genetically.
and all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
its not quite completed
but it’s coming soon.
when i fall asleep
all i do is dream
of candle lit dates in the laboratory.
and when i’m awake, its hard to concentrate
on the -ssembly of my robot army
kelly doesn’t know that i’m an evil genius
with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.
and she’ll never know that
we can take over the world
with cyborg robot squirrels.
i worked up the nerve
to go to the dance
theres no reason i couldnt give it a chance
i walked through the door
and what should i see
but it was kelly starring back at me
and she said
i’ve always wanted to be a mad professor
with a bottle nosed dolphin i could name sylvester
if thats the kind of thing your into
i’m your girl.
’cause i’ve been looking for an evil genius
with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland
and now that i’ve found you
we can take over the world
with cyborg robot squirrels.
with cyborg robot squirrels.