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letra de satan i - doug anthony allstars

[richard spoken: paul has an important question to ask you good people here tonight]

[paul spoken: is there anyone here tonight…]

[audience member 1 spoken: yes]

[paul spoken: …who belie⁠— oh great]

[tim spoken: oh, yes]

[paul spoken: oh, the surrealist is in the room]

[richard spoken: the fabled british wit we’ve all been hearing about]

[tim spoken: yes, the shining wit. or was that a spoonerism i was thinking of?]

[paul spoken: and it is great to have you along, master of the f-ckin’ obvious. i bet you’re one of those people that sit and home and when the phone rings you go, “aw, that’d be the phone”]

[tim spoken: you keep those wild “yes” heckles coming whenever you think you agree with something. i think, uh, that’s about it for this evening]

[paul spoken: i’d like to start again. is there anyone here tonight…]

[audience member 2 spoken: yes]

[tim spoken: whoa!]

[paul spoken: wait a second, she changed her voice]

[tim spoken: crazy! hey, it’s her right]

[paul spoken: is there anyone here tonight who believes in… satan?!]

[tim spoken: satan! satan! two, four, six, seven…]

[paul spoken: a few people don’t the front there, one couple up there]

[tim spoken: is that a bid?]

[paul spoken: uh… not quite good enough really. uh, unfortunately we have about 75 minutes of material, uh, about the dark lord that we would love to do tonight. however we can’t really do it if there is such a negativity towards satan in the room. just to give us a bit of an idea of the audience demographic, uh, how many people in the audience tonight are christians? just with a show of hands, please, christians in the audience. two right down the front, fantastic]

[tim spoken: yeah, boy]

[paul spoken: um, another christian half way down]

[tim spoken: woo, yeah]

[paul spoken: uh, if, if you are⁠— if you are worried about putting up your hands, don’t forget, he’s watching! can i hear a c-ck crowing in the distance? let’s see those hands christians, keep them up. keep them up, be proud of your faith, be proud of your religion, don’t be ashamed of it, another christian coming out there, that’s fantastic. keep those hands up, keeps those hands up christians, be obvious about it okay? everyone else get the rocks ready. no, no it’s a joke, it’s a joke, christians, it a joke!]

[tim spoken: in this day and age we’d use crossbows… or lions]

[paul spoken: but you have pointed yourselves out, which was a… a f-cking stupid thing to do really. but i must say, very christian of you at the same time. now with you⁠— with yourselves christians, and with every other person in the room. please tonight, please, let’s, uh, let’s think about satan. not just as an airy fairy mythological creature, but as a close personal friend and saviour. let’s see if over the course of the evening that we have together, if you too can invite satan into your hearts]

⁠[tim spoken: satan, satan come into my heart! -gibberish- perfectly harmless -gibberish- your mother drinks tap water in dunfermline! -gibberish-]

[paul spoken: so please, everyone, please. believe in satan, for god’s sake!]

- doug anthony allstars

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