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letra de oopsie doopsie (funny poop song) - diamond dragon

[diamonds, diamonds and more diamonds]

[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p–pie x8

[verse 1]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p–pie
who’s your big i’mma ask you to loosy goosy
ate fast food so my p–p is extra goopy
watch out, the plumbers union tried to sue me

[verse 2]
no tp, use a towel
i’m a p–p god so bow
make the whole block smell foul
with all this p–p in my bowels

[verse 3]
every toilet i clog
steady droppin’ them logs
got the dang p–p that loud
livin’ them p–p like a hog

[verse 4]
your b-tch see me with my p–p drippin’
yeah i p–ped my pants, like mind your business
never seen a p–p addict? well, bear witness
you not feelin’ my p–p smell, well, good riddance
[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p–piе x8

[verse 5:guy 2]
whew, that the way that it droops
shoots out of the ass
pass gass by thе scoop
salivatin’, have it your way
you g-y can’t brace our sh-t
sticks all up in your business
that’s what i want, you got what i want
froot loops, p–p loops
eat about a f-ckin’ scoop, oops
give you extra with a lextra
chose a mixture of it all
the food that i ate
great at the time
not at all now
at the stall
callin’ at your mommy y’all
femme ’til i deliver to double duce, the chattel b-lls

[this is a certified p–p classic]

[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p–pie x8
[verse 6:guy 3]
ay, gotta go run the bathroom
pee and poo
ate way too much chinese food
with the kind that’s soft
with the kind that cause
my p–p in my pants
so they don’t get clogged
[verse 7]
made it to the loo and i gotta doo doo
falls to the floor like i caught the flu
clear my bowls of this foul voodoo
make the whole bathroom smell like kathmandu

[verse 8]
beep-boop-bop and then the p–p drops
i had the whole bottle of hot chili sauce
got some on the floor, wipe it down with a mop
i feel good when i shartin’ out the sauce
through the crack in my ass yeah it’s got a nice touch
the poo’s so big the water splashed to my nuts
go back downstairs to my girl, she’s dutch
wipe my hands clean, give that b-tch a flush

[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p–pie x8

uuh, uhh, p–pie
uuh, uhh
[clears throat]
p–p
[guys laugh]
yo yo yo yo, uh uh uh uh
oh wow, way to be immature, guys

- diamond dragon

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