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letra de clean up crew (outro) - deborah healy

[outro: heborah dealy]
finally, i made it down from that 300 story building
why is the hospital so tall, anyways?
i heard some fad pop star was outed as a pedophile and then thrown from the top floor window
i can’t remember her name, probably because she’s irrelevant
anyways, i just have to crawl across this poorly lit curvy road and i will be able to defeat deborah healy once and for all
she really is a dumb b-tch if she thinks a few bullets can k!ll me, i’m part metal
the bullets are now merging with my p-ssy and it’s so erotic i think i’m going to c-m
okay heborah, calm down. you’re in public
now, let me recount my plan aloud in vivid detail
i’m going to sneak into deborah’s house while she’s away, invite a man she’s f-cked before over
pretend to be her and act like he’s worth more than a one-night stand
and then we are going to f-ck on all her plates and gl-sses and cutlery and on her pillows so everywhere she goes she’s ingesting my clone coochie particles
and then later i’ll sneak into her room while she’s asleep and kidnap her and take her to an undisclosed location where i shall tie her up and commit unspeakable acts to her and gruesomely end her life
n-body will ever stop me, because we are indistinguishable
muahaha muahahaha muahahahaha muahahahaha muahahahaha muahahaha muahahah–

[outro: samson’s grandmother and random man]
i’m samson’s grandmother, and i just committed vehicular manslaughter
oh dear god, i’ve lost control of the wheel what do i do?
my car, it is crashing!
oh wow, that lady’s pretty hot
haha, get it? because she’s on fir–

[outro: deborah healy]
well this is awkward
i’m kinda turned on now
oh jesus, now they’re all horribly disfigured beyond recognition
i guess that’s what happens when you don’t stan deborah healy
guess i’d better go now
i feel like i need to take a hot bath

- deborah healy

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