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letra de biscuit and fries (skit) - damian lopez

biscuit and fries (skit) lyrics
yuh, welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts
how may i help you?

yuh, lemme get a biscuit, some uh… fries… some uh…

sir, we don’t serve any of those things but there is a mcdonalds across the street, so you can order those items from there

the f-ck kinda food service are you? who the f-ck doesn’t serve f-cking biscuits?

sir, imma have to ask you to please be respectful. plus, we are a donut place, we do not serve any fast food… well… other than donuts

y’all some f-cking b-tches bro, so, how the f-ck can you serve donuts but cannot serve f-cking biscuits? the f-cking biscuits and donuts are like the same thing

sir, imma have to ask you to please stop cursing at me. i can’t really do much about that

yeah, shut the f-ck up, y’all already know you can do that sh-t. lemme get some f-cking biscuits, and fries… and uhhh… i know you sell coffee, don’t you?

yeah, we sell coffees and uhm… we still can’t give you those biscuits and fries

b-tch, i know the f-ck you can, just get your f-cking recipe for a donut and change it up and make it into a biscuit. plus, all you gotta do is cut up a potato and then fry that b-tch, and next thing you know you got fries! so why don’t you got no f-cking potatoes?

sir, we do not have potatoes at krispy kreme. the f-ck we look like? we’re not no f-cking mcdonalds, d-ld-, we’re not no f-cking burger king. we’re f-cking krispy kreme, so b-tch, you’re gonna have to get out this f-cking drive-thru and move the f-ck on. okay?

not until you give me my f-cking biscuits and fries, how the f-ck y’all sell coffee but not no f-cking biscuits or fries? those are the two greatest combinations together, so give me my f-cking biscuits and fries and let me get a mocha coffee. so i can throw that sh-t at you!

b-tch, we don’t got no f-cking biscuits and fries you dumb f-ck! go across the street and go to f-cking mcdonalds for that sh-t. we serve f-cking donuts and coffee, bro… the f-ck?
y’all on that goofy sh-t for real though, i’m– i’m get– i want my f-cking biscuits and fries. why the f-ck do i gotta go to mcdonalds for that sh-t? don’t y’all got some f-cking biscuits and fries? y’all the motherf-cking food service. y’all in the f-cking food service. y’all motherf-ckers gotta have some f-cking biscuits and fries

tough tits, dumb f-ck, we don’t got no f-cking biscuits or fries. y’all gotta go across the street to the f-cking mcdonalds and bother their asses for a f-cking biscuits and fries and coffee. i could give you the coffee, but then again, you not gon’ get your f-cking biscuits and fries. so you better leave this f-cking drive-thru with something to get… or you can get this f-cking ass beating from me bro. i do not play that sh-t, get the f-ck off the drive-thru if you’re gonna be wasting my f-cking time. either get the f-cking coffee or leave, but when you get that coffee, you not getting no f-cking biscuits and fries. so shut the f-ck up, get something from here, or you can just leave where you’re holding up the line and go across the street, for your biscuits and fries

fine! f-ck your b-tchass! get– i’ll just go to mcdonalds then. f-ck you! i wanted my f-cking coffee, biscuits, and fries! you some b-tches bro

dumb f-ck. welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts, how may i help you?

yeah, y’all got uhh.. pizza?

- damian lopez

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