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[queen queef-a-lot]
oh, wow
dalla dalla, that was quite spectacular

[dalla dalla]
yeah
i mean, i guess

[queen queef-a-lot]
is something wrong?
was it my slippery, slidey, sea legs?
[dalla dalla]
no, no no, of course not, dude
those were super hot
it’s just that, you didn’t let me eat your ass
and now i feel like i went on this great long journey to the edges of the galaxy for nothing
can’t i just smooch the rim a little bit?
just a little tongue tickle on the b-tthole?

[queen queef-a-lot]
i apologize, but
i just can’t allow that
i mean, i’m so strongly dis-positioned against -n-l oral s-x
that i have inspired the residents of several planets to become disgusted with it, just like me

[dalla dalla & queen queef-a-lot]
wow, you must have a way with words to be able to persuade several entire- (no no no no no no no no)

[queen queef-a-lot]
no no no no no
no no no
no
not through persuasion
through mind control
do you see that giant antenna towering magnificently in the distance?

[dalla dalla]
that’s an antenna?
i thought that was a giant dong statue
you know, ’cause you like dong so much
[queen queef-a-lot]
no no no no no
i mean, yeah i like dong, but it’s an antenna
that broadcasts a signal that can terminate the infactuation with -n-l stimulation for the residents of several entire planets

[dalla dalla]
wait a minute
do one of those planets happen to be earth?

[queen queef-a-lot]
wow
actually yes
how did you know that?

[dalla dalla & queen queef-a-lot]
’cause i’ve been living there
and it’s been a nightmarish, dystopian h-ll hole with no ass to eat for my whole life
and now i know that’s it’s all because of you? (oh my)

[queen queef-a-lot]
ugh, jeez, please
calm yourself down
i’m sorry, i-i-i just-

[dalla dalla]
hey d-ckbot
[d-ckbot]
yes sir, mr. dalla, sir?

[dalla dalla]
i want you to fire the biggest gun we have at that anti-ass antenna
blow it to smithereens

[d-ckbot]
guiding targeting system towards gigantic sky c-ck

[queen queef-a-lot]
wait! no!
noooo!
oowwww!

[dalla dalla]
now d-ckbot
eject the queen from the ship immediately

[d-ckbot]
ejecting thot in ten seconds

[queen queef-a-lot & d-ckbot]
wait wait, stop, please (ten)
(nine) if you let me live
i- (eight)
i’ll let you eat my ass (five)

[dalla dalla & d-ckbot]
you know, (six)
i might eat alien ass (four)
but i don’t eat crazy b-tch ass, (three) you intergalactic thot (two)
d-ckbot
what- are you eating?
what’s the big hold up? (one)

[queen queef-a-lot]
aaaaahhhh
-gasps-
-screaming-

[announcer]
attention all alien creatures
the queen is f-cking dead
i repeat, the f-cking alien queen is f-cking dead
everyone, remember to follow protocol by screaming and panicking mindlessly
and be ready to repeat everybody’s ship to whoever k!lled our ruler queen queef-a-lot

- dalla dalla

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