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letra de the great ass-scape - dalla dalla

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[intro/skit: dalla dalla & london yellow]
d-ckbot, open the main door and let captain shoebill in before he gets hurt by that crazy alien mob outside
opening main door
it’s allowed to- odyssey, you f-cking tw-t
you f-cking idiot
welcome back, captain fat ass
not now, d-ckbot
what the bl–dy f-ck is happening?
why is the queen (shoebill) splattered on the ground outside? (shoebill)
dude, oh my god, just listen, okay?
uh, so apparently the queen built a giant mind control sp-ce dong so
i got angry and i ejected her from the ship and i k!lled her
what?
dude, i can explain better later, but we have to go right now before this whole planet realizes that i k!lled their queen
d-ckbot, turn on gradual thrust hyperdrive and-
bong bing
don’t tell me how to do my job, ugly big bird lookin’ ass b-tch
beginning hyperdrive countdown sequence
ten
nine
eight
seven
six
five
four
three
two
one, engaging hyperdrive
[drop]
aaaaahhhhh
aaaaahhhhh (what the f-ck?)
aaahh, aahh, aaaaahhhhh
(yes) aaaaahhhhh (yes)
aaaaahhhhh (yes)
oh my god (yeah)
aaaaahhhhh (woah)
oh, jesus christ
oh

[verse]
ay, super uber fast, ay
everybody get out my way
i can feel that wind in my face
when i’m goin’ through to hypersp-ce
hypersp-ce, hypersp-ce
take a p–p then i wipe my taint
k!lled that queen then i ran away
i’m going through to hypersp-ce

[bridge]
it’s a galactical sp-ce inators
coming to take us, are we on an elevator?
in my sp-ceship, it’s going down, b-tch
oh, yeah
[pre-drop]
oh no
no no no, no, no, no

[drop]
aaaaahhhhh
aaaaahhhhh
aaahh, aaaaahhhhh (oh my f-ck)
aaaaahhhhh
aaaaahhhhh
aaaaahhhhh
aahh
ughh
oh boy, uh, okay
okay, okay, okay
okay, okay, okay, okay

[instrumental]

[interlude]
d-ckbot
can you stop the music?
d-ckbot, stop the music!

[outro/skit: dalla dalla & london yellow]
oh, jesus dude, christ
d-ckbot, what was that noise?
incoming call
originating from earth
should i connect?
earth?
yeah, d-ckbot dude, connect right now

yes ma’am, roger roger, i hear you loud and clear
uh, who is this?

thank me?
thank me for what?

ugh, jeez dude, i didn’t know about all that
i just k!lled her because she got in the way of my ass eating fantasies for my whole life

anyways, do i get any cool prizes, like a medal of honor?
actually, can i get a mount rushmore accepted to my gigantic ass on the side of the mountain?

so basically, what you’re saying is i went on this whole traumatizing sp-ce journey, and i’d saved the entire galaxy from
alien osama bin laden, and i s-
i did it all for nothing, dude

my
my ass eating fantasies?

oh my god

ahem, mm, uh, that was the sound of my intergalactic wiener springing into vertical position

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