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letra de time to time - christmas queens

[queens discussing]
-whistling-
jinkx monsoon: all right, everybody, it’s time to light the menorah. quiet!
jackie: shh, shh, jinkx has something to say, she’s being “cultural”
jinkx: this is my moment, okay, shut up!
alaska: girl… take it easy…
jinkx: we’re gonna light the menorah, this is a- this is a very significant moment for the hanukkah tradition
manila: what is this queen talking about? i’m gonna need some wine to get through this story
jinkx: because it signifies- it’s- it’s significant- it’s signifying of um- eh- eh, the festival of lights, you see. where we had 8 days of light and um we were only supposed to have one. it’s kind of like when you reach that last little glob of- of foundation in the bottle and you think there’s no way i’m gonna be able to cover my whole body
jackie: -snoring, then wakes up- oh yeah, what? i’m sorry did somebody say something?
jinkx: in this tiny amount of foundation, and yet somehow it spreads and it spreads and it spreads, and- and by the end y-y-y-you-u-u-u’re a clown again
jackie: anyway, i told her- oh my god, darienne, jiggly, please do not sit on that, uh, china cabinet!
-china cabinet cracking-
jackie: no, no, that is not reinforced
-queens exclaiming in shock as the cabinet breaks-
jackie: my collectibles!
alaska: all your precious moments figurines!
jackie: oh, my men!
alaska: oh, no, your wedgewood china! oh, and there goes your golden girls commemorative plates!
jackie: my what?! please tell me bea arthur is okay!
alaska: no, she’s gone, but betty white looks fine!
jackie: oh, god, who cares about betty white! oh, bea! oh, bea! what am i gonna eat my cheesecake off of!

- christmas queens

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