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letra de motherbanger - chris morris (actor/ writer/ director)

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well my mother is a wh0re, let me tell you more
my mother did something to me, when i was 23
she spilled a cup of tea all over my knee
i said “mother, oh my gaaaaawd, what have you done?”
she said “nevermind son, let’s have some fun
your pantaloon’s undone, i can see you’re well-hung”
and then she fiddled with my cords

and then she raghgfgfghfhf!
my mother gummed my weapon

this is the dawning of the age of king oedipus
king oedipus, i need a p-ss
my mother’s just as good as any other
shе drives me wild
like a hyeeenaaa!

goddamit! lеt’s get hispanic!

uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, me mama es une whora
uh-ha-ha, uh-ha-ha, me espanol es muy poora

ever since i’ve been at my mother’s nipple
guess i’ve been a dipole
now i’m fully converted, i’m heavily perverted
like i wanna have s-x with a mutant ibex
wanna whack my wand in the nearest pond
wanna stick my spear in a stingray’s ear

now my mother got jealous of my new bedfellows
started pickin’ an argument
she said “son, you’re bent”
so i said “raghhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
she said “don’t wanna cause offence, but you’re makin’ no sense”
i said “yarghhhhh!!!”
she said “don’t wanna cause friction, but where’s your diction?”
i said “yeahhhhhhfhghghgggg!!!!”
she said “express yourself another way, we’re dumb choanotaenia”
so i shot her
and some blood spilled from her vest
she said “son, there’ll be no more incest”
i said “i know mother, that’s why i keel ya
preparin’ your dyin’ body for necrophilia”

- chris morris actor writer director

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