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letra de temper tantrum - brojob

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you call yourself a man
i can legpress like 500 lbs with only one hand
i always flex in front of all my friends
i’m gonna put my legs behind my head
and suck my own d-ck
because it’s masculine

craft beer’s for p-ssies
i only drink busch lite
and if you talk sh-t on kid rock
i’ll end your f-cking life

i park in the handicap spot because i don’t give a f-ck
i used to drive a pickup but now i drive a monster truck

holy sh-t

god d-mn

who needs a gym when i can work out in my muscle car
i’ll pick a fight with anyone inside my favorite sports bar
i have tattoos of barbed wire and broken glass
my dad’s a cop and i bet he could kick your dad’s f-cking ass

people wonder why i’m always angry all the time but
if you mention it i’ll get defensive at the drop of a dime
i swear to god i’ve never cried a single time in my life
no, i’m totally serious, i’m the manliest type of guy
yeah

i only enjoy eating phallic shaped foods
bananas, hot dogs, popsicles, and sausages too
i do this because it’s manly, not because it’s insane
i don’t have no time for weaklings, especially if i’m watching the game

i cut the sleeves off of all of the shirts i buy
it helps me show off my muscles to other guys
i like to think that they see me and think i’m tough
but honestly, i weep at night because i’m not that buff

i’ll never understand why women always put me in the friendzone
i send them unsolicited d-ck pics from my phone
the truth is i think there’s something wrong with me
maybe it’s my anger issues or that i have a tiny peepee

- brojob

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