letra de satan's kind of a dick - brian posehn
all my favorite metal songs make the devil seem cool and sick
he’s scary, that beelzebub, he’s spooky and he’s sl!ck
so evil on the cover of holy diver and dio’s never wrong
the dirty secret he’d never tell is
they don’t play slayer in h-ll
the devil makes his promises, he’ll lure you in, it’s a trick
but it doesn’t take a g*nius to see he’s kind of a pr-ck
even i know he’s a d-ck and it’s why i wrote this song
the devil is a big fat dong and f-ck you if you think i’m wrong
metal has us all fooled
sorry venom and slayer fans
but satan isn’t cool
he’s actually kind of a tool
slayer rules, satan drools
king diamond’s cool and the devil’s a fool
the dirty secret he’d never tell is
they don’t play slayer in h-ll
metal has us all fooled
sorry venom and slayer fans
but satan isn’t cool
he’s actually kind of a tool
slayer rules, satan drools
king diamond’s cool and the devil’s a fool
the dirty secret he’d never tell is
they don’t play slayer in h-ll
(satan’s kind of a d-ck)
when you finally get to h-ll
you’ll be so f-cking p-ssed
(satan’s kind of a d-ck)
h-ll awaits gets no play
during your seasons in the abyss
(satan’s kind of a d-ck)
strictly pop music you’ll be gettin’
when you go south of heaven
(satan’s kind of a d-ck)
d-ck
h-ll’s a bad place to be, like a pool in vegas, hot and full of assh0l-s
and if you ask me, satan ain’t your friend, he’s worse than a drunken massh0l- (wicked p-ssa)
ozzy spoke of the devil long ago and that dude doesn’t lie
the dirty secret he’d never tell is
they don’t play slayer in h-ll
god, you even laugh like an assh0l-
(satan’s kind of a d-ck)
when you finally get to h-ll
you’ll be so f-cking p-ssed
(satan’s kind of a d-ck)
h-ll awaits gets no play
during your seasons in the abyss
(satan’s kind of a d-ck)
strictly pop music you’ll be gettin’
when you go south of heaven
(satan’s kind of a d-ck)
the devil’s greatest trick is making h-ll sound awesome, it’s f-cking not
sartre said, “h-ll is other people”
other people suck
so you’re surrounded by other people
huey lewis is playing
literally, huey lewis, the guy
he’s in h-ll
his h-ll is to play f-cking forever
meanwhile you’re getting raped by a giant dog with a screaming c-ck
that would suck
forever
letras aleatórias
- mike mozart › letra de water lungs - mike mozart
- vetusta morla › letra de mi suerte - vetusta morla
- too hort › letra de in tha oaktown - too $hort
- sabaton › letra de poltava (english version) - sabaton
- boy tj › letra de up all night -(remix) - boy tj
- carly rae jepsen › letra de this kiss (mathieu bouthier remix) - carly rae jepsen
- shinedown › letra de devour - live from washington state - shinedown
- 7xvn › letra de i cant find my wings - 7xvn
- jencarlos canela › letra de lobby - jencarlos canela
- lenka › letra de trouble is a friend - rac maury mix - lenka