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letra de uncle dad - big bisgo

this is a spoken-word poem by me
first name big, last name bisgo

-clears throat-
so one day i was walking out on the street
a-and i saw christopher walkin
so i went after him and said, “ey, yo wha-what up mai big boah?”
and he said, “wh-who the f-ck are you?”
so i punched him in the face and i ran away real real speedy-like

then exactly 16 minutes later, a white van pulled up to me
the doors pulled open and the man shouted, “ey, yo-yo kid, get inside we got candy an-and christopher walkin”
he thought i was a kid because cuz i was a 34-year-old baby-faced man with dwarfism
so i yellеd back, “ey, no, chr-christopher walkin’s a douchebag”
and the guy said, “eh-yo-yo-k we still have candy tho”
and i said, “eh-wh-what kind of candy?”
and hе-he said, “eh we got those little circle thingies that come-they come in the gingerbread houses”
and then i said, “eh-na-nah those things f-cking suck see ya later, nerd”

and exactly 9 hours later the same van pulled up to me and the man said, “e-ey we got skittles now”
and i said, “f-ck yeah” and went inside
and when i got inside i immediately got punched, and then i got tied up with a rope
and i saw christopher walkin in the corner he-f-probably f-ckin’ dead
called him a douchebag anyway

so this man came up to me and he told me to call him “uncle dad”
and i-i don’t know why, since he’s neither my uncle or my dad
so i got up and i beat the sh-t of him cuz he didn’t tie me up-and tie up my feet like a f-ckin’ bozo
i looked him in the eye and said, “where the f-ck are my skittles?”
he said, “we don’t have any”
and i said, “you f-ckin’ lied to me?”
and he went-he-this man, he goes, “yeah”
so i picked him up with one finger and i threw him through the roof he probably died from the fall i don’t f-ckin’ know i wasn’t paying attention
and i went up to the driver, and i told the driver, to gih-to call me uncle dad cuz i thought it sounded cool
and i literally ripped his f-ckin’ spine out of his body
so then i walked home with the guy’s spine, you know it was like 6 blocks, and i heard my mom yelling at my dad when i went inside
she went, “i-i cheated on you with your brother. that child isn’t yours”
and i realized the guy i threw out the window, he told me to call him uncle dad because he was my uncle and my dad
then i went into my room and i went to sleep

thank you for listening to my spoken-word poem
now get the f-ck out of my house
seriously get the f-ck out

- big bisgo

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