letra de we’re fast now (or, an overture for ascension) - baltimore crabs
[spoken, in alternating voices, increasingly fast over accordion music]
for the first three seasons of internet league blaseball
the crabs were a comically pathetic team
i mean, really terrible
and worst of all, we were only moderately fast
in season four, thanks to star hitter nagomi mcdaniel
we were playoffs contenders until the end of the regular season
but it still wasn’t enough. we were still too slow
then, in season five, evеrything changed
for the first time in crabs history, wе played in the postseason
we were knocked out in the first round, but that didn’t matter
things were different this time
this time, during the election
the crabs won ‘zombies, run! presents horde hallucinations’
improving their baserunning by 17%
today, the baltimore crabs
have the highest baserunning of any team
at an average of four stars per player
had we attempted it in season four, or in season five
we surely would not have defeated the peanut
but things have changed
we’re fast now
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- mr break › letra de amor maior - mr break
- krzemo › letra de agresja - krzemo
- vildi knaegti › letra de percocet - vildi knægti
- ayham qa › letra de money, loyalty & love - ayham qa
- wac toja › letra de takie cudo - wac toja
- mafia73 › letra de bros são troféus - mafia73
- klepto magz › letra de deserve it - klepto magz
- mickey avalon › letra de the handyman - mickey avalon
- awill tha great › letra de lost - awill tha great