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letra de mario brothers vs. frozen sisters - animeme rap battles

alex:

what’s up everyone? my name is alex and welcome to animeme rap battles season 2! today we’ve got video games versus movies. fire versus ice! plumbers versus royalty… mario brothers versus frozen sisters!

mario bros:
bongiorno, and welcome to our terror dome!
we’ve earned this throne: 400,000,000 games sold!
you have icy hearts? we’ve got b-lls of fire
nice crown, but sorry we missed your coronation:
we were watching your parents drown!
you try to be tough, but you act in a musical!
the next time you hear singing, it will be at your funeral!
we don’t play games like reindeer
get it through your brain, dear:
we’ll beat bowser while still keeping your drain clear!

frozen sisters:
oh? i just saw bowser, running away with bae
she’s not being kidnapped, she’s just trying to get away
we’re just getting started. you’re about to hit retirement
life’s a great ride. but you don’t meet the height requirement…
(sung) now i’ll throw… snowb-lls… all over your baby overalls…
(spoken) love’s an open door, but yours is one i’m shutting
we control you. i mean, it only takes two b-ttons!

mario brothers:
keep shooting your ice at me, you cold-hearted witch
cause everytime i freeze, someone blows my cartridge!
you don’t gonna tell me whose pipes i need to fix
your singing makes me want to bash my head on these bricks!
but you can make a song about anything
really, that is a gift, but so many guys have screwed you over
you’re the next taylor swift!
we’re fat, funny and different. you two are as plain as ice
two basic white girls who’d probably p-ssed pumpkin spice!

frozen sisters:
we’re plain? you’re whiter than we are
you play golf, tennis, and drive nascar
step to us, son? marshmallow will be your end
think we’re done, italians? say h-llo to my leeittle friend!
i’m the queen who stopped summer
you’re nintendo’s dumb and dumber
your lover ain’t princess peach:
she would never screw a plumber!
this battle is done, and i don’t see a flagpole. u mad bro?
(sung) let it go~

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