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letra de sanji vs brock - anime rap battles

[verse 1: sanji]
when i start cooking the beat, my flows nuts
i don’t expect fine cuisine from you
you can’t separate rice b-lls from donuts
so you couldn’t serve my misfit crew!
equipped with heat and i ain’t talkin kicks
your pop’s a deadbeat with a family of hicks
from a sh-tty city made for 10 year old’s to beat
where a sprinkler leaves your pathetic ass in defeat
i’m loyal to my lovely robin and nami-swan!
get your rocks off for any nurse that you stumble upon
part of the monster trio, you’re ash’s sidekick
2nd to his side chick, you’ll need a med kit for my wide kick!
[verse 2: brock]
spend your days on the sea and got no flow
x marks the spot on this b-tch, check the gameboy pose
you thirst on nami, but yo, you should get a clue
she ignores you so much your b-lls are the all blue
yeah, you’re quick on your feet, yet as it stands
none of your punchlines land; you can’t throw hands!
if that wanted poster is anything i should go by
ya got no right to disrespect okama queens my guy!
parading yourself around as some suave casanova
you aren’t even hot enough to be a supernova
been rejected over and over, but i’m still hoping
4kids gave ya that ‘pop as a way of coping!

[verse 3: sanji]
-lights and smokes a cigarette- well brock..
now what has less spice? your food or rhymes?
your verse is like your mug; nothing but flat lines
little dweebs are enough to give you an earful
i get it: we see pretty ladies and get cheerful
one may get interested, but their hearts sunk
when they see you get handed by croagunk
i’d rather starve again and face more shipwrecks
then hear your tangents about pokémon s-x!
that dumbass mosshead gives me a better fight
unova’s mosshead straight up took your spotlight
tracy was far more chivalrous and useful too
makes me wonder what olivia sees in you!
[verse 4: brock]
protecting people is hard, i know you’re trying man
here’s something to wipe the tears: my drying pan!
makin ya bleed more than a whole sea of mermaids
something chopper couldn’t fix up with first aid!
you dissed my fam which is ironic since
you’re an abused defect formerly known as prince
while you got a triclops, i’m surrounded by nurses
had smoother words with your clogged up sinuses
people see you serving and wanna leave in a hurry
zeff would rather eat his other leg than your curry!
if i wanted to see the results that your cooking gave
then i’d take a stroll over to your mother’s grave!

- anime rap battles

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