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letra de inferior - andrethegreek

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[verse 1]
yo
this one’s for the guys
this one’s for the guys with big muscles and big thighs but a tiny p-n-s (can you believe this)
this is for guys out there with small d-cks
i’m sure you’re worried about the situation with the chicks
i’m here to confirm your fears
there’s no way you’re getting inside this girl’s pants (without beer)

one word to describe your genital is infinitesimal
you try to measure it but you can’t get past the decimal
what god gave you made reproduction impossible
you’re screwed for life and the almighty is responsible

it’s incomprehensible
when your sh-t’s so small that it appears to be two dimensional
even though your girlfriend says its plenty big
we all know that it resembles a skinny twig

but having a tiny d-ck isn’t the worst curse from birth
i bet getting a bl-w j-b is the best sh-t on earth
any girl wouldn’t have to deep throat
she would certainly be glad to not continuously choke

but yeah sure s-x is a problem
and it makes you feel solemn when your d-ck is probably smaller than golems
and you’re getting upset because i bet your progress is stagnant
to the extent that you have spent ten thousand on male enhancement
the advancement is a fraction of the finances
you better sue, they’re f-cking you out of some romances

but wait, you love your girl and i’m sure that she loves you too
and you’ve been f-cking around so long that your b-lls are turning blue
even your girlfriend is getting impatient
but the thought of your little ant man is giving you hesitation
you’re way too caucasian

[chorus]
and they all say
it’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean
but when they see your p-ck-r it’s cause for some commotion
they say s-x is better with emotional connection
but idek if she would feel your erection

[verse 2]
both you love birds have never had s-x before
but tonight, it feels like you’re getting closer to the sh0r-
you’ve been making out for hours on the couch and on the bed
she leans in on your ear with heavy breathing and then she said
i want your fat c-ck you’re gunna give it to me now
you’re like “yeah that sounds great but i think we should slow down”

she’s like nah you don’t have to be a gentleman
your blood pumps as you’re filled with some adrenaline
its unsettling, how someone could so d-mn h-rny
but you want to wait due to the plot of the story

you finally get to the bed and she asks if you have a rubber
you say hold up, i need you to hear this drummer
turn on some music and the solo of john bonham’s on
you’re stalling cus there’s no way you could fit a condom on ( ’re going to)

i’m sorry to inform you ma’am i don’t have any on me
that’s okay (she said) i’ll take on your raw salami
aw sh-t all that’s left now is praying to jesus
i hope she doesn’t run when she sees the size of my p-n-s

[chorus 2]
and they all say
it’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean
but when they see your p-ck-r it’s cause for some commotion
they say s-x is better with emotional connection
you probably should’ve used some form of contraception

[verse 3]
in reality, personality is the bar setter
anyways, fingers move faster and vibrators feel better
people comparing whose f-cking baby maker is bigger
i’d rather see who’s intelligence and vocabulary’s sicker

people bicker and fight, to see who’s f-cking tonight
your instincts got a hold on you and its grip is tight
it’s like, the longer johnson, the greater the fun
i can f-ck myself in the -ss using a portal gun

so how else does that work for your benefit? (but it’s big)
when you stick it in you only use 40 percent of it

so yes i confess this story exists to inform
maybe it’ll change your mind when you start to conform
so everyone be proud of your package
no matter if it’s bigger or well below average
(cus it doesn’t f-cking matter”)

[chorus 3]
it’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean
this is definitely a correct and prevalent notion
they say s-x is better with emotional connection
it wouldn’t matter if she couldn’t feel your erection

like what the f-ck
like how important is that sh-t…
really?

- andrethegreek

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