letra de world’s smallest violin discord parody - ajrearlyreleases
[verse 1]
my mother left me at the age of 3
she was actually a tree
from the irs i flee
i won’t pay my taxes, see
my dad left me for a godd-mn flea
forgot to clean up last years pee
i need a f-cking therapist
or just some coffee, can’t resist
[pre-chorus]
(oh my god) that’s so insane
(holy sh-t) my house is in flames
yesterday, i lost my rubber band
i kinda wish i had my rubber band
jesus christ where is my rubber band
[chorus]
be careful, i am violent
the “t” in that is silent
i’m higher than the f-cking moon
(f-ck you, f-ck you)
i turned my sh-t to smithereens
you deserve no god d-mn sympathy!
i put all my p-ss in a balloon
[instrumental break]
[verse 2]
my mom left me at the agе of 3 and she turned right into a tree
d-mn i got a small pp, irs chasing after mе
all my friends are manscaping
they’re so good at manscaping
i’m so scared of cutting it, is that really funny b-tch?
[pre-chorus]
(holy f-ck) leave me alone!
(holy f-ck) that’s post malone
next to him, i feel so d-mn alone
oh d-mn, wait, he’s really stoned
i wonder if he’s got game on his phone
[chorus]
the worlds smallest p–p ever, really needs salt and pepper, so if i cannot buy is somewhere soon
(the f-ck, the f-ck)
my ass will be in smithereens
i’ll get inside my submarine
and get as high as the f-cking moon
(moon, moon, moon)
[instrumental break]
[verse 3]
somewhere in the spider-verse
somewhere i have got it worse
i struggle to make the next verse
someone’s ass must really hurt
the worlds smallest peepee poo, really needs some whipped cream dude, so if i do not find it somewhere soon
my bumhole burns, i’m full of beans
i wonder what the h-ll he means
despite attempts, i’m never clean
my ass feels like it’s make believe
“the f-ck” is what i’m wondering
no matter what, i can’t achieve
i feel just like lightning mcqueen
the holy waters what i need
this channel seems like h-ll to me
my eyes now need a ton of bleach
oh my god, so many bees
bartender please, s-x on the beach
so let me sh-tpost in this channel dude
letras aleatórias
- tim miner › letra de masquerade - tim miner
- cancel culture › letra de lies (remix) - cancel culture
- jillantii › letra de no bodie - jillantii
- glad › letra de great is the lord - glad
- mustafa yoda › letra de mi vida mc - mustafá yoda
- martinifrenchi › letra de brat - martinifrenchi
- f00rtissimo › letra de ricco da far schifo - f00rtissimo
- tancredi › letra de isole - tancredi
- sunshine christo › letra de sly koopa - sunshine christo
- sliggity slime › letra de that aint his bitch - sliggity slime