letra de discord’s smallest violin - ajrearlyreleases
[verse 1]
my mother left me at the age of three
she was actually a tree
from the irs i flee
i won’t pay my taxes, see
my dad left me for a godd-mn flea
forgot to clean up last year’s pee
i need a f-cking therapist
or just some coffee, can’t resist
[pre-chorus]
(oh my god) that’s so insane
(holy sh-t) my house is in flames
yesterday, i lost my rubber band
i kinda wish i had my rubber band
jesus christ! where is my rubber band? (rubber band, hey!)
[chorus]
be careful, i am violent
the ‘t’ in that is silent
i’m higher than the mother-f-cking moon
(f-ck you f-ck you)
i turned my sh-t to smithereens
you deserve no godd-mn sympathy
i put all of my p-ss in a balloon
[verse 2]
my mom lеft me at the age of three
and shе turned right into a tree
d-mn i got a small pp, irs chasing after me
all my friends are manscaping
they’re so good at manscaping
i’m so scared of cutting it
is that really funny b-tch
[pre-chorus]
(holy f-ck) leave me alone
(holy f-ck) that’s post malone!
next to him, i feel so d-mn alone
oh d-mn, wait, he’s really stoned
i wonder if he’s got games on his phone
[chorus]
the world’s smallest p–p ever, really needs some salt and pepper
so if i cannot buy it somewhere soon
(the f-ck, the f-ck)
my ass will be in smithereens
i’ll get inside my submarine
and get as high as the f-cking moon
(moon, moon)
[verse 3]
somewhere in the spider-verse
somewhere i have got it worse
i struggle to make the next verse
someone’s ass must really hurt
the worlds smallest peepee poo, really needs some whipped cream dude
so if i do not find it somewhere soon
my bumhole burns, i’m full of beans
i wonder what the h-ll he means
despite attempts, i’m never clean
my ass feels like it’s make believe
“the f-ck” is what i’m wondering
no matter what, i can’t achieve
i feel just like lightning mcqueen
the holy water’s what i need
this channel seems like h-ll to me
my eyes now need a bunch of bleach
oh my god, so many bees
bartender please, s-x on the beach
so let me sh-tpost in this channel dude
[outro] -spoken-
f-ck, my voice cracked
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