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letra de the feminist song - z-flo

feminist:
yo rucka rucka

rucka rucka ali:
yeah?

feminist:
i got a question

rucka rucka:
what’s up?

feminist:
would you- would you consider yourself to be feminist by chance?

rucka rucka:
uh, yeah. i’m a sincere feminist

feminist:
yeah yeah, like yeah yeah, i’m a feminist but not like “rape survivor” feminist, you get me?

z-flo:
i’m a feminist i’m ugly
i hate football and rugby
i don’t shave so i’m fuzzy
i wear gl-sses and i’m chubby
although lots of us are vegans
and boys, they are the meanest
we want to cut off their p-n-ses
maybe ship them to sweden
i fight for women’s rights
though fighting i don’t do any
i wear pants instead of panties
’cause we’re secretly trannies
guys are jerks, if you disagree then you are mansplaining
we are always right, and always angry

feminist:
okay, first off, that sh-t is not true

z-flo:
okay, which part?

feminist:
i don’t want to cut off a man’s p-n-s, i just want to castrate them so they can’t make any more men

z-flo: that’s the same d-mn thing! what the-

we are feminist lesbians
all hate messy men
takin’ shots of estrogen
we’re feminists
we’re taking jokes serious
point blank period
always on our periods
we’re feminists

rucka rucka ali:
i’m a terrorist throwin’ sh-t
at people i don’t wanna hear
it’s time to fight for freedom
from ideas that i don’t agree with
if i see you speaking at my university
i’ll start a fire on the campus
“you s-xist fascist!
i’m a b-tch with 4 degrees
in menstrual culture studies
i’d like to be referred to as a (chewbacca noise)-s-xual, please!
don’t hold the door for me, that’s door rape!
do you even buzzfeed?
i’ll feed my child here
so what if he’s 14?”
so we gonna end the oppression of women or what?

feminist:
uhhh, yeah!

rucka rucka:
ok, so where we gonna start?

feminist:
uhhhhhh

rucka rucka:
how about the middle east?

feminist:
no, not there

rucka rucka ali:
but women are treated like sh-t over there! we gotta go help ’em out!

feminist:
dude, what are you, racist?

rucka rucka:
that has never been proven!

z-flo:
we are feminist lesbians
all hate messy men
takin’ shots of estrogen
we’re feminists
we’re taking jokes serious
point blank period
always on our periods
we’re feminists

feminist:
see, this song right here is a perfect example. a perfect example of why i hate men. because women are oppressed by stupid songs like this sh-t, why you gotta make all these -ssumptions about feminists? that’s all men are good for. sitting on their -ss all day, playing call of duty, making lots of money, and don’t get me started on chivalry. chivalry is dead and needs to come back, because women are more than just a piece of -ss, so f-ck this song, f-ck z-flo, f-ck rucka rucka, and you know what? i’m gonna press charges on you for this song, you’re gonna end up…

z-flo:
lady, lady, lady, lady. it’s just a joke

feminist: it is?

z-flo:
yes

feminist:
oh, my bad. still gonna press charges though

- z flo

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