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letra de yo ho ho's - wuam entertainment

ahoy! straight out of port arrrrlington!
wuam!

[hook]
what y’all think about my yo ho hoes?
on the high seas with my yo ho hoes
plunder that booty on me yo ho hoes
fire my cannons at me yo ho hoes
i got my yo ho hoes (yup)
yo ho hoes (arrrrgh)
carrying me cannonb-lls me yo ho hoes
on the seven seas with my yo ho hoes (hoes!)
get on your knees (ahoy) yo ho hoes

[verse 1: big 오빠]
when my mood is fruity
all i can think of is plundering booty…
look over yonder, a beautiful wench
hey there l-ss, oh no, what’s that stench?
pirates, we’re fighters who don’t fight in wars
but how are we fighting when we’re pirating p-rn?!
the law searched my car for illegal downloads;
they’re on my pc you stupid–ss hoes!
girls always question me pirate demeanor
look at my fetish girl, i could be meaner!
a pirate hot pocket and if you want cleaner
hold your nose closed for my tortuga steamer!
i once caught my crew for smuggling wh0r-s
they stole my rum, and i threw them overboard!! (raaah!)
i look like davy jones with my octopus p-n-s!
look at me and i’ll give you tentacleingus!

[hook]

[verse 2: blackheart broser]
i’m blackheart broser, scourge of the seven seas!
when i board, get on your knees!
i’m loaded to the gunnel, drunk on rum
ye all will fall to me big long gun
any b-tch or scooner dares cross my path
i’ll m-ssacre your crew! it’ll be a blood bath!
raise your white flags cause i’m on the war path!
scurvy dog, scally-wag, seven seas psychopath
i’ve taken your women, you think i want ransom?
they see past the dirt and guns, know that i’m handsome
me and my crew, we hit it in tandem
epitaph to your virginity, in memorandum
slitting throats, sailing boats, a head for sale
ransacking every port for that rum and tail
every sap around me is just cannon fodder
blackheart broser sends you down to the locker!

[hook]

[verse 3: ishmael]
call me ishmael, look at my whale
this d-ck is longer than a dolphin’s tail!
deep throat that thing, and you will get scurvy!
your face is in pain, but your body is curvy
i am the captain, i don’t allow mutiny!
you will be subject to s-xual scrutiny!
raised on the mast, you’ll be naked and cold!
your d-ck will shrivel, as though you are old
we sail all around, it is our duty
to find all the greatest pieces of booty!
through these harbor towns, we plunder and pillage:
we’ll take all the women and booze in your village!
in the captain’s quarters, gold i be stackin’
try to take my money, you’ll be sent to the kraken!
if you dare cross me, you’ll be a ghost!
on fire in the brig; i’ll make you burnt toast!

[hook]

[verse 4: da biscuit]
arrr, wench, be sure to stay dench!
i’ll let you suck my d-ck if you don’t mind the stench
on the seven seas, we sometimes get fleas
but we make lots of cheese, so get on your knees!
i’ve plundered the east, i’ve plundered the west
better listen or i’ll make you swab the p–p deck
and after i’m through, i’ll show you my crew
they all want a taste of this action too!
g-ngb-ng on the gangplank we’re ready for this sh-t
and after we’re done we’ll feast on moldy biscuits
a feast for a king, my king-sized ding-a-ling
and after i f-ck you you’ll get up and sing
so get off my -ss, you wee bitty f-ck
if i show you my cutl-ss you’re sh-t out of luck
sure b-tch i know you’re a pretty young l-ss
but look at me wrong and i’ll keelhaul your -ss!

[hook]

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