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letra de pubic apology - $wagch0de

[intro]
i want every single person to know
that i am truly sorry
from the bottom of my b-lls
i am so sorry
that i left my p-b-s on the toilet seat!

[verse 1]
you want apologies? well here’s one
i was manscaping and
i missed some during clean-up
i was in a hurry, had an itch in my nethers
didn’t mean to leave the shavings
i’m not home right now
but there’s a vacuum somewhere
turn it on and suck up
what’s remaining of my gooch beard
you wanna clean all my tr-mm-ngs?
you wanna clean it good
you gotta use some lysol wipes
here we go
here we go
here we go
let’s clean ’em up

[chorus (2x)]
clean my p-b-s, i’ll pay you
if you don’t like it then just
wait until i get home
the carpets match the drapes
i’ll do the dishes so i can make it up to you

so go ahead and leave out dish detergent

[verse 2]
thr33v3 in da house!
it’s 2016, and i got some dank memes
like chodezilla on your facebook
for good sh-tposting
this song is just a ploy to gain more followers
i see you, bus 15
christ, larry! please, keep your voice down!
([?] god-mn it!)

are you done?
with my p-b-s?
did you clean my mess?

[chorus (2x)]

[bridge 1]
your p-b-s don’t miss the toilet
but mine seem to get everywhere
please tell me, what’s your secret?
do you trim, or wax instead?

let me solicit something
spreading memes
here we go

[verse 3]
remember what i said about liking chodezilla?
it’s actually a real thing you can find on facebook
want some memes your dad won’t understand?
well go and like the page so i can build my brand

[chorus (2x)]

[bridge 2]
i’ve got to make a point
that this song sounds just like
sylar’s last alb-m
i’m guessing nu-metal is trendy now
gotta please the crowd
with this 2000’s sound

[outro]
hahaha! oh yeah!
i am so sorry! heheheh!
but seriously though, it was really inconsiderate to just leave this morning without tidying up the bathroom. but i mean i’m not gonna do it in the shower because the hairs can clog the drain, but that’s aside from the point. i won’t do it again, and you’re right. i should be doing more to help out around the hose. you have a life too, and i shouldn’t be inconveniencing you like this, so i’ll be better
sike! i was just kidding!

- wagch0de

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