letra de he-man vs thor - uberocity
he-man:
by the power of grayskull, prince adam is here
the most powerful man in the universe ready to end this queer
you call yourself a thunder god? i’d rather be facing old raiden
there’s no one to avenge you, so you better call the captain!
you’re hems-worth nothing, you goldilocks-looking pr-ck
a red cape and a hammer? what are you, a communist?
wanna know what’s going on? (nyeh) i’m gonna crush you, coward!
guard your ass, asgardian, for i have the power!
thor:
by the beard of my father! it’s simple, thou ho
i never met a warrior gay enough to run around rainbows
this heir’s got hair so fabulous that it blinds thy eyes
thou art about to get electrocuted by a lightning strike!
thy rhymes make me a cringer, and like him, thou art a p-ssy
i think thou should come out to man-at-arms, but i don’t want to be pushy
when i caught wind of thy achievements, i considered them null
i’ll kick thy ass mjol-near and far all the way to castle grayskull
he-man:
foster your feelings for jane that will never be returned
while i’m tesser-racking my brains to understand how you earned
your clamorous hammer when you’re being enamored by mortals
i’ll leave you lost in the bi-fröst or trapped in torturous portals!
as i become your destroyer, you abomination of nature
shove your thou’s and your thines up your ass, with my favor
let the power return, i don’t need it to beat you tonight!
at least your brother’s such a wimp that he won’t die by your side
thor:
whosoever spits these raps possesses the power of thor!
ere thou art skeletorn apart, let me spew some more
thou art in a tight situation, i hate spying those thighs!
get it all up in thine head–backing down is unwise
and thy foe is a skeleton, how weak compared to mine
at least i have a woman, for teela’s not thy b-tch, swine
verily, i will take care of my people as i am the most worthy
yet thou failest to save eternia for an harrowing eternity!
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