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letra de amanda the adventurer vs. andy's apple farm - trav shark

[intro: the announcer]
epic rap battles of housery
amanda the adventurer
vs
andy the apple
begin!

[verse 1: amanda the adventurer and wooly]
hi i’m amanda and i’m wooly we’re visiting the eastwood family
but aren’t they gone? no, one is standing in front of us silly
but it’s best to stay distant, cuz he’s full of cyanide
so we’ll make it like the season and have you for cookies on the side
can you hear me, h-llo?
we’re both the same, trapped in a nightmare with monsters below
just leave before you’re in 2 pieces like your chapter
but why do i bother? you just troll people as a capturе
you’re just very bad at games, seems likе you’re the one getting squashed at all of them like you’re name is really peter
a literal johnny appleseed that’s not very bright and decides to make devilish deals by demeanor
you’re always playing tag and getting chased through corridors, i know deep down you wished to be free
so i’ll lock you and your beta away like your people treating you like a toddler by jiggling keys

[verse 2: andy the apple]
oh, hi, my name is andy!
this is my farm, i guess, you should meet my friends
i don’t need an ax for this, since it won’t come in handy
you think you bring scares? your game is just dead
uh, wait, what’s your name? pibby the explorer? (ha)
for a kid show, i thought happy appy had the worser horror
somebody give this preschooler show a lesson, those words weren’t hittin’
cuz the only flames you spat were ones in the kitchen
so what’s you gonna do? you’re just puzzles in the kiddy attic
got kids losing their sanity and getting traumatic
i’ll silence this lamb k!ller, you won’t be winning by memory
i just rocked the mic harder like i was playing music with melody
[verse 3: the entity and wooly]
please! stop what you’re doing, it’s really bad
can you clean your quality? i couldn’t hear the verse you spat
even when they did research, we couldn’t find how old you are
but what i know right now-
is that you’ll never get far!
bahhh!
by playing music, you mean when you copied fnf?
i’ll make ya like an apple pie, split you half and half
save the christmas wishes, my gift is a rotting carcass
i’ll leave you like the inside of your farm: in darkness

[verse 4: andy the apple]
well now, that’s a lot of tears from a skinwalker
be lucky you don’t have parents, they’ll think you’re bonkers
the real secret is the butcher before the fatal end
guess you treat people like apples, you get under their skin
you act like a doctor as if you’re still in hameln entertainment (oh)
scared your sheep friend to death with your un-original attitude (hm)
now you just break out of boundaries to your viewers for some eradication (yikes)
here’s my card for you: “good job for k!lling kids’ aptitude” (hehehe)

[outro: the announcer]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic -static- rap -more static- battles -even more static- of… -static stops- housery
-static comes back-
-cut to please stand by screen-
-entity and andy jumpscare-

- trav shark

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