letra de cocktails - too
these are the tales, the freaky tales
these are the tales, that i tell so well
you dont like my dirty raps
you can go to h-ll
short doggs on the mic
tellin c-cktails
h-e-a-d,
all you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
you’re just a big freak, you better not complain,
when you hear these c-cktails and you hear your name.
if you a fake b-tch, ain’t no thing
i’ll pick up the phone and call janine.
if i call marie, i know for a fact
i’m gettin sucked in my drop top cadillac
i met this freak named naomi
straight d-ck sucker worked me and my homie.
she had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
i pulled her to the side and let her suck my d-ck.
she was fine as f-ck, but can’t f-ck with tina
tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
i took her to my house and told her strip
baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
i said, “b-tch!!! do what you want
cause this true blue mack won’t even front”.
i f-cked her with my finger, she tried to c-m
p-ssy so tight, it wouldn’t give me none
i’m sir too $hort couldn’t be no punk
i’m trying to get funky cause i love the funk
my d-ck is big and her n-gg- had a little one,
i didn’t f-ck her freaky -ss, but it was still fun.
i know you stop and wonder just what it is..
it’s the california lifestyle that i live
see im from the crew, dangerous b-tch
tellin everyone bout this freaky sh-t
i know this girl named annette
get her all alone and she’ll suck your d-ck
h-lla freaky…won’t say no for sh-t
you and her all alone, n-gg- that’s your b-tch.
i know another freak her name’s joanne
i always get the p-ssy cuz i know i can
finest b-tch around, ain’t got no man
everytime she cross my mind i go f-ck her again.
she’s like another freak named kristina
b-tch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
i took her to my house and she let me c-m in her mouth
you know i did all that sh-t
she got my number, if she beep me, i’m gonna call that b-tch,
and go dig in them guts like a gardener,
if she starts screamin’, i’m gonna f-ck the b-tch harder.
cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
these are the tales i tell so well
you don’t like my dirty raps you can go to h-ll
cuz short dogg’s on the mic tellin’ c-cktails.
i meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
f-cking m.c.’s cause she’s so nasty,
see her backstage trying to throw that -ss,
she just like the freaks and she had to p-ss me that p-ssy
you can’t stop the b-tch
let her roll on my rolls then i drop the b-tch
my name is $hort my game is long
i freak these hoes and sing these songs.
i know a b-tch named stephanie
do anything she can to have s-x with me
she really don’t bring out the best in me
but i love her fine -ss laying next to me.
she’s like another freak named nicole
so d-mn sprung on my diamonds and gold
i took her to my house, she gave me the panties
i f-cked her so good she told her friend named angie.
angie called me up about two weeks later
talking some sh-t about do me player
so i did her just like tamara,
taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
next they told a b-tch named rocquelle
got my skin all under her fingernails
she was diggin in my back while i grind the sh-t
that was way back now i can’t find the b-tch
but if i do, i’ll probably do the same again
break the b-tch for everything cuz i came to pimp.
i’m too short baby, i don’t stop mackin
i grab the microphone and i don’t stop rappin
you can bet your life as i spit these raps
i’ll be f-cking em’ up like that…b-tch.
i know a b-tch her name was sherry,
i had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
p-ssy so good and i do mean very…
sometimes it’s shaved and sometimes it’s hairy.
i’m short dogg ain’t nothing nice
you ever make me mad and i’ll f-ck your wife
have fun with your b-tch and have her sprung on my d-ck.
i guess i’ll pull it out and just c-m on your b-tch
like my other little tramp named erika
anywhere i want to f-ck that’s where i f-ck
cuz she’s the freakiest b-tch in america
everytime i get the p-ssy i just tear it up….
cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
you don’t like my dirty raps you can go to h-ll
cuz short dogg is on the mic telling c-cktales!!!!!
b-tch!!
and it dont stop till the beat baby
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