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letra de cedar fair vs six flags - theme park avenue

[narrator (theme park avenue)]

theme park rap battle
six flags
vs
cedar fair
begin

[cedar fair (theme park avenue)]

h-llo mr six, do you wanna dance?
unlike kentucky kingdom you have no good chance
given your lack of management i have a hunch:
you’re not prepared for my coaster one-two punch
you put ads on your ride cars to get your money quicker
so many ads for candy, heh heh, you make me snicker
you tried to fix your parks, but didn’t get that far
then your business derailed like el toro’s back car
you used to break world records, now you only backtrack
your spinning coasters aren’t good, so cue thе laff trakk
for cliffhanger, your fans gave me thе next diss
fiesta was your lone star, now folks are over texas
you’re the dc chain if it stands for discount
the number of parks you’ve closed matches my diss count
your growth once was river rapid but the tables have turned
you think your chain’s a colossus that’s why you’re getting burned
[six flags (hpe)]

call me a goldrusher ‘cause this win is mine
while you’re on a silver streak like your one family ride
you can try to skip these lines, but my lane is too fast
so freeze and get ready for my re-verse blast
the ride innovator is going full throttle
corkscrew hurts so much you should leave it bottled
my rhymes are colder than your off seasons
too bad you can’t freestyle like joker free spins
it’s harder to swallow your raps than the food on your trays
keep selling table scr-ps, my guests dine all day
you remove coasters but don’t add anything
dorney lost its newest coaster, ooh that’s gotta sting
i’ll deck you like riders on your slc flight
you should relocate yourself to an easier fight
cedar point’s the only park where your money is spent
most of your parks are dead like the giga coaster trend

[cedar fair (theme park avenue)]

let me stop your track there, like goliath’s brake run
your parks are like your commercials, just fake fun
and they’re more cramped than superman the ride’s cars
your rap’s restrained, i create lots of buzz with my bars
you hype your parks up, but they come up short
like your plans for quiddiya, this rap you should abort
my parks are gold strikers, while for bankruptcy you’re filin’
i’m the theme park king, so get off my island
[six flags (hpe)]

your hayday’s prehistoric like dinosaurs alive
fans stopped val-raving and you took a nosedive
i didn’t buy you but you’re still getting owned
since your rides shut down when a gentle wind blows
when you’re in a theme park tournament, it’s a disaster
you lose the bracket like the one that fell off dragster
i one-up you with things guests all want a ride on
i know i have six flags, but you ought to wave a white one

[cedar fair (theme park avenue)]

your raps are pretty bumpy you should have rehe-rs-d
not even alan schilke could retrack that verse
lap bars are the only thing you can crush now
and with that one sk!ll, you should staple your mouth
your actions are more twisted than a cyclone it seems
even more than the one that destroyed new orleans
all my coasters are the beast, yours are quite out of shape
when people leave your park, it’s called a great escape
you have the tallest coaster, but your looked down upon
you are losing the round, or in french terms, la ronde
your slow when you dispatch and can’t pack a good diss
while like my food stalls i’ll give you quick service
if your management’s not fixed, you’ll be facing lawsuits
while i’ve made a bigger splash than any log chute
you’ve dodged bullets before, but this one’s your k!ller
‘cause you’re getting shut down even faster than the chiller
[six flags (hpe)]
you made the smallest giga, how low can you stoop?
i’m running laps around you like a mobius loop
i spit rhymes faster than the launch on maxx force
while you’re slower than copperhead strike’s mack(‘s) force
based on all thoughts about steel vengeance i’m certain
it’s not the best ride of steel, so for you it’s curtains
you’re a rocky mc, now something i’m clearing up
between us i have the better great america
from thrill to kiddie rides, i have quite a fair amount
you’d be nothing if you didn’t buy parks from paramount
you’ve talked big this fight but there’s one fallacy
how can you take shots with your no camera policy?
on the border of greatness, but you can’t caro-win it
we asked for a b&m, you decided to wing it
i’m throwing shade you lack for when the weather’s balmy
and i’ve devoured your growth like plants vs zombies

[cedar fair (theme park avenue)]
now i have the floor, i can make you scream
the jersey devil coaster’s worse than the hockey team
you’re doomed to drop like lex luthor with your losses
since your dueling’s less consistent than twisted colossus
you’re full of old vekomas you really oughtta can those
half your parks suck, call your ceo mike thanos
now i’ll drop the mic once one more fact’s unfurled
your parks have less atmosphere than a real astroworld

[six flags (hpe)]

how can your rap be something that i dread
when that verse was the weakest ending ever since the shed
you changed mantis, fans are praying you can stand up
but my cheesy announcements get more hype than your stuff
i’m the most famous amus-m-nt park name in the country
and based on the name, tumbili was designed by monkeys
call your hotel bank breakers because you’re so greedy
while i spit hot sauce like i was throwing it at steve

- theme park avenue

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