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letra de the 2018 rap - thecomputernerd01

[spoken: tmntyler]
do you know da wae
shout-out to the joki ohamadike
yeah, jackie chan
bruce lee
(the final selfie of the evening, everyone make some noise)

[verse 1: thecomputernerd01]
i got a bag of tide pods
tryna stay clean
went fishin’ yesterday and i caught a tambourine
i found a load of cash inside of my washing machine
so i went and bought a dog because it’s 2018
(year of the dog)
i took my clothes outside and soaked them in some gasoline
i love the smell, i found a fidget spinner on my trampoline (oh!)
it’s the year of the dog
2018, 2018, 2018, 2018
i got a bag of tide pods
tryna stay clean
went fishin’ yesterday and i caught a tambourine
last week i tried to fit inside of my washing machine
i ate six hundred tide pods ’cause it’s 2018
just kidding
that’s poison
it’s not a good idea
how about we go inside and make a fresh tortilla?
i gotta say this now ’cause youtube might delete this video
if i actually ate a tide pod, i’d be dead with diarrhea
2018, lost my fidget spinner at bro breezy’s house
sobo used my toilet then he found a baby mouse
we were really thrilled
they even had a spouse
i took a shot of hot sauce
while wearin’ my new blouse (okay)
logan paul posters all around my sister’s room
i took them down
2018, soakin’ my feet
found some b-tter under my seat
turn on the heat
it’s gettin’ chilly
pancake boys we out here lookin’ pretty silly (east coast)
my grandma joined team 10 last week
i got a hairbrush of a tattoo on my cheek
i don’t even care, i’m still a rubik’s cube freak
(east coast, let’s do this) i broke every record, still on the winning streak
sobo

[verse 2: josh sobo]
it’s 2018 and we’re still making raps
ryan still in his room
his channel still in collapse
it’s like i come back every year and it’s deja vu
’cause ryan’s still calling chelsea channel his boo
(ripple gang)
call me scott rogowsky ’cause i got the questions
if you listen closely you might learn a lesson
why is steven mj still not a supermodel
and when did joey gatto become the new aristotle?
i’m the jeff gordon of rap music, don’t confuse it
king kong the best k, don’t refuse it
if you got a question you can talk to bigmo
he’ll make you stripe your sinks
and show you how to get dough

[verse 3: tmntyler]
okay, i got it
with the sus boys and you know we eatin’ tide pods
going to the gym is whack you know we want a dad bod’
breezy, sobo, joshie, ryan, pretzel, joey (oh my god)
got a fist full of bills, reppin’ science squad
bill nye, the science guy
the best teacher that’s alive
i don’t want no others
all you lame teachers get in line
i’m not gonna do it
unless i do it for the vine
new fella on the streets, get some clementines
i sold a tide pod to my nephew
go freak
i’m such a good guy i just got this m-ssive trophy
crown emoji
chillin’ with the homies
it’s 2018 it’s the year of the doggie
jake paul called my phone, i didn’t answer
i left for a year and came back a belly dancer
i just got jumped and i still don’t give a chapstick
got back up and beat ryan with a broomstick

[hook: thecomputernerd01]
i got a bag of tide pods
tryna stay clean
went fishin’ yesterday and i caught a tambourine
last week i tried to fit inside of my washing machine
i ate six hundred tide pods ’cause it’s 2018

[verse 4: ryansaveragelife]
it’s 2018 and i’m back with the ‘nerd
views so low on this video, man it’s absurd
why bother anymore man, just submit
channel so dead, logan paul would probably film it
okay wait, my bad, that was too much of a low blow
at least your views aren’t as bad as josh sobo
hold up, wait, where is that columbia guy?
you know, the one that beatboxes and has blue eyes
didn’t that dude gatto used to be a savage?
now joey’s minin’ crypto’ and his diet is cabbage
now onto adam and nate
guys, what happened to man?
guess when (beep) got a (beep) it just hit the fan
hey, speakin’ of fans, hey what’s up there breezy?
i’ll finish your merch soon man, this stuff’s not easy!
i feel bad for eric pretzel, my dude’s been enraged
ever since he got the news that tori kelly’s engaged

[verse 5: breezy]
it’s eight years later
hey josh, thanks for the feature
i’ll spit out some verses like a pentecostal preacher
stop talking to your owl
it’s an imaginary creature
go out and make some friends
maybe david graham can teach ya
steak nights, big bites, take advice, gravesites
pancakes, all day, makin’ dough and press play
ryan’s verse is so average
who designed it, was it nolan?
you blamed a lack of sales
on jc in the dolan
(breezy) i still never seen josh sobo’s room
we’ve been friends for ten years, i hope to see it soon
what you hidin’ in there bro
is that andrew lowe (woah)
your kettle was more poppin’ when you had that flow
they call me aunt jemima of rap
and that’s a fact, in fact
i’m strapped
sippin’ on vanilla extract
i’m still driving with my caddy
rip to my caggie
shout-out to marky sharky
you’re still my sugar daddy

[verse 6: joey gatto]
(haha) yeah
shout-out kelly ray (yeah, she lives in brooklyn)
yo, ayy
me and creepy owl in the back like ooh
litecoin boys in the back like ooh
takin’ integrals in the back like ooh
they see i’m a trigger in the sat like ooh
sayin’ i got her all up in the cut like ooh
ivy league boy on the track like ooh
sayin’ fast dealer all black like ooh
press play state smoke crack i’m
ooh ooh k!llem i skrrt skrrt k!lla’
i make parodies place skeets make giggles
i’m two two reala’
make two two milla’
when i’m josh sobo’s snowcat k!lla’ like ayy
me and david graham in tubs like ayy
byron got lean in the cup like ayy
tyler ain’t keepin’ the cut
i’m needin’ some love
bath bff

[verse 7: josh sobo and thecomputernerd01]
[josh sobo]
joey gatto got that mayo
with nutella in the backpack lookin’ really sus like ooh
hagerty got that litecoin like ooh
[thecomputernerd01]
got one point five milly subs like ooh
[josh sobo]
joey and i bff like ooh
[thecomputernerd01]
going to the bank with my boys like ooh
rolling up to press play david’s like ooh
we’re coming back on vine like

[bridge: cousin terio vine]
ooh, ooh, ooh k!llem ooh k!llem ooh

[verse 8: pretzel]
they call me pretzel ’cause i’m fresh out the oven (yeah)
my rhymes so hot they fire like a sweaty belly b-tton (oh)
you got lips?
i like that, i like that, i like that, i like that
adam and nate never leave their home
only time i see ’em is on my cellphone
got a new birthday almost sittin’ on my throne
josh, why you filmin’ man, leave me alone
i’m body rollin’ in
beyond belief clothing
i ain’t got no girl
who do you think i am, nolan?
joey gatto rappin’ ’bout kylie jenner (skrrt skrrt)
what the heck you sayin’ man
you can’t move yo’ mouth and lips?
now that you in ivy league
you should stick to calculus
yo chomik thans for puttin my on this track but bro
i’m done with this

[verse 9: bigmo]
lil’ bars, big hits
had to squeeze the verse just to make it fit in
i’m bigmo
who are you? little man
finally on the track
this is god’s plan
(woof woof) year of the beagle
welcome to the 2017 sequel
i’m a cat guy, i’m just being truthful
but i love you guys, so i went and bought a poodle (psych, meow)
yo breezy, what’s good, how’s the cadillac?
after shootin’ that, you never called me back
swerve stayin’ big, steady with those earthquakes
makin’ pancakes, sus boys, beast coast, first place

- thecomputernerd01

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