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letra de reefer boy - the rifftones

[intro, spoken; bailiff, judge, defendant]
ya, mon! y’all be risin’ now; court is in session! the honorable judge dread presidin’!
right! the defendant will please stand and explain his sorry backside to the court, y’all!
well, it happened like this, your honor…

[verse 1, sung; defendant]
i was walking home from high school
with my favorite girl
when an invitation came my way
to a party where a scary blond lady and i
smoked a marijuana reefer j
well, then i got a little crazy
and i jumped on the blonde
and we spent the afternoon in the sack, heh heh, ahem
but then i wrеstled with a pusher
who was tryin’ to pistol whip me
and i shot my girlfriеnd in the back

[spoken]
see, it wasn’t me, your honor; it was the reefer!

[chorus; jury, defendant]
(reefer boy) that’s right!
(such a stupid little reefer boy) what? hey, what’s the big idea?
(reefer boy)
(such a stupid little reefer boy)
[interlude, spoken; bailiff, jury]
how does the jury find the defendant?
stupid!
yes, and…?
guilty!
right! judge dread shall now impose sentence!

[verse 2, recited; judge, defendant]
well, it has come to my attention
that you’re blaming marijuana
for the crimes you have committed. if you please!
however, it is the opinion of this magistrate
that you have failed to demonstrate
the common sense that god gave cottage cheese, do you know?
now the jury’s found you guilty
of stupidity in the first degree
of putting friends and family through h-ll
and so i hereby sentence you to life
in your mother’s bas-m-nt
and you’ll work a fourth meal shift at taco bell

[chorus, sung; jury]
we, the jury, find him guilty (reefer boy)
oh, yeah, yeah (such a stupid little reefer boy)
he’s such a stupid little reefer boy (reefer boy)
can you believe it? (such a stupid little reefer boy)
we, the jury, find him such a stupid little reefer boy!
[outro, spoken; bailiff]
lock him up! court is adjourned!

- the rifftones

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