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letra de planet of dinosaurs theme song - the rifftones

one day, some hairy people
on an ordinary sp-ceship
went about their routine mission
in an ordinary way

but just then, something happened
what it was is not important
but their sp-ceship crashed
so on this lonesome planet they would stay

well, their leader was a moron
his co-pilot had a mustache
and she also was a lady
we know ’cause she had a kid

who looked like mason reese
the forgotten child actor
who shilled for dunkin’ donuts
and that’s all he really did

well, okay, he did some acting
look, just check on wikipedia
we don’t mean to insult him, people
please don’t have a cow

let’s get back to the shipmates
they were very ugly people
defined by physical attributes
that we’ll list here for you now
well…
jim was a beardy guy, michael had big t–th
and chuck refused to ever wear a shirt
and so did cindy, but then she got eaten
and george bailey said, “my mouth’s bleedin’, bert.”
charlotte was hideous until you got to thinking
“at least she’s not the chick with the flabby midriff,”
and her name was derna; she oughta try pilates
and harvey got gored and knocked over a cliff
lee was the captain; that brings us to nyla
the aforementioned lady with the rollie fingers ‘stache
they didn’t meet dracula, they didn’t the wolf man
i think you have this mixed up with the song “the monster mash”

- the rifftones

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