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letra de the secret track (part 1) - the midnight beast

[intro: stefan]
uh
okay
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[verse 1: stefan, dru]
howdy, partner, my name’s stef
rhymes so bad, i’ll rhyme you to death
my english teacher said i should quit
when i rock the mic, i rock the mic sh-t
freestyler stef, that’s my name
being a massive player’s my game
if you can’t handle it, i’ll put you in pain
you’ll end up in the hospital, wayne
bruce wayne, th-that’s what i mean
batman and the robin team
with his d-ck, that’s his weapon
weapon of choice
h-llo, everybody, my name is stef
another introduction, put— rhyme you to death
the same old words, used again
recycling, that’s my—
that’s my art, i’m good at art
not good at painting, not good at fart
everybody knows that i’m a really good rapper
everybody knows parappa the rapper
the game on playstation, ps1
h-llo, girls! le— come to the club
we’ll dance, we’ll…
we’ll hug, we’ll kiss, we’ll snog
one, two, three
i’m a rapper, stefan james donald john abingdon
everybody knows that i’m number one
in the club, i do dances, put you trances
i’ve said that line before
it’s recyclin’, i’ve even recycled the “recycling” line, motherf-cker, woo, yeah!
uh, tmb, the midnight beast
dru’s allergic to gluten and yeast
is it yeast, dru? (gluten)
gluten, gluten, sausages, gluten
i’m a rapper from the bad rap—
i’m from a bad neighbourhood called fulham
we don’t—
i can’t think of anymore
um, okay, uh
[chorus: all]
we can’t rap or freestyle that well
that’s why we made the chorus catchy as h-ll
we can’t rap, and our freestyle is wack
but what do you expect from the secret track?

[interlude: dru]
yeah
funky beats
nasty, dirty s-x music
and the beat goes, and the beat goes

[verse 2: dru]
my name is dru, and i like to party
i really don’t look like tom f-cking hardy
sometimes, my bum goes a little bit farty
but, hey…
sorry
arguably, the worst rapper alive
but what other rapper’s still drinking five alive?
got some daddy issues, have some tissues
thanks, mister
and you know that i really be spittin’ this lyrical sh-t
person pitch, sounds a bit like passion pit
what is this? bl–dy h-ll
i’m looking at things in the room for inspiration
yeah, southwest, you know we southwest
we rhyme with the tightest
flyest, it— all along, we tag along
now you’re pregnant too— no, you’re not
whoops, did we have s-x? i think not
weezer, wheezing, it’s freezing
what the f-ck am i doing in this freezer?
everything can rhyme with “poo”
i once sat on the loo
and i was nude
what is he saying?
i’m andrew francis wakely
that’s right, i got a little bit of french in me
not in me, up the bum
just quarter-french, if you’re asking
maybe about a fifth, probably not even that
it’s just “francis”, really, it’s a name
[laughing]
what is going on?
[chorus: all]
we can’t rap or freestyle that well
that’s why we made the chorus catchy as h-ll
we can’t rap, and our freestyle is wack
but what do you expect from the secret track?

[interlude: ash]
oh yeah
okay, okay
here we go, here we go, here we go with the flow

[verse 3: ash]
h-llo, girl, what’s your name?
my name is ash, i like your name
yeah, that’s right, i rhymed “name” with “name”
but what do you expect when your rapping sk!lls are lame?
swagger, swagger, i got swagger
hut-digga-digga-digga, swagger-swagger-swagger
don’t be jealous because i’m badder than you
badder than you, sadder than you, badder than you
what’s my name? my name is ash
i got loads of cash, i got nappy rash
but what do you expect from a guy from reading
who has rapping sk!lls that aren’t that very good?
i’m a harsh boy rapper from reading
i’ve got really good bedding
it’s got really nice feathers in it
it’s really soft, really soft, really soft, really soft
[scatting]
my name is mowgli, i’m from the jungle
i like to swing in the trees
i can’t really rap, so i make loud noises
ha! huh! okay!
[non-lyrical vocals]
bubblegum up my bum, it’s really numb
i gotta get it out of there, before it makes my bum all sticky
jedward, jedward, what you gonna do next?
how does eminem rap so well?
because he’s american
and i’m english
[laughing]
oh my god, oh, wow
[chorus: all, ash]
we can’t rap or freestyle that well
that’s why we made the chorus catchy as h-ll ([?] got me so much swagger)
we can’t rap, and our freestyle is wack (i haven’t)
but what do you expect from the secret track?

[outro: ash]
thumbs up, thumbs up, thumb up my bum up
ha-ha-ha, so rude!

- the midnight beast

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