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letra de eminem rips halloween! - the key of awesome

[intro: mark douglas as eminem]
shady’s back and i’m p-ssed off
and i’m not just p-ssed off about you know who
i’m p-ssed off about some other sh-t, too
i’mma drop a couple bars
candy bars!

[verse 1: mark douglas as eminem]
you don’t wanna cross swords with me in 2017
got some halloween pet peeves that vex me intensely
like that weird ass lady who gives out them candy apples
that sticky gunk got stuck in my chewbacca mask you assh0l-
they’re too hard to eat, horses can’t even bite ’em
they’re responsible for more knocked out t–th than mike tyson
and that dad with that elaborate halloween show every year
that just reeks of a sad unfulfilled acting career
and if you got nut allergies i feel bad for you son
i ate 99 reese’s, you got k!lled by one
and can we stop the godd-mn costumes that are just internet memes
i’m crying michael jordan, i’m a p–p emoji
oh thanks hippie family who just handed me some green tea
don’t be surprised tonight if you’re the only house we t.p
that robot outfit’s slowin’ the whole group down
halfway through your new costume is just a sweaty head and a frown

[chorus: mark douglas as eminem]
on this halloween 2017
safe in my crib, that’s where i’ll be
’cause i can’t stand you people
more annoying than evil
every pumpkin i see enrages me
’cause it reminds me of that ”punk-in-chief”
sorry i’m digressin’
and that’s not today’s lesson

[verse 2: mark douglas as eminem]
i can’t stand these d-mn costumes that based on a pun
i’m bear-ly legal, i’m a hole-in-one
rule of thumb, it’s not funny if it has to be explained
it’s halloween witch, who said we were playin’ charades
all the s-xy cats from last year are goin’ out as handmaids
which doesn’t look too promising for bros who wanna get laid
basic witches at the party aren’t havin’ any fun
they take pictures that are arty then they leave when they are done
i got a bunch of retweets and about a thousand likes
and that’s the only way that i know i had fun tonight
oh and don’t be ”too soon” costume guy
i’m ”harvey wine-stain” and it’s a pun, please die
and don’t be a football player takin’ a knee
i support kap but your ass is gonna have to stand eventually
what are you?
the bob’s burger cast was great ’til you got seperated
out of context, bob’s just same a-hole in an apr-n
what are you?

[chorus: mark douglas as eminem]
ghouls and ghosts don’t frighten me
compared to our reality
so screw this halloween jam
[verse 3: mark douglas as eminem]
’cause the rhymes in my mouth are about to melt in your hand
every time i see the colour orange, all i see is red
and all i can think about is that big fat motherf-cker’s head
i’m seethin’ as i’m readin’ his tweets
and i can’t breathe and suddenly i’m negan
for my baseball bat i’m reachin’
you can call me billy corgan ’cause i’m smashin’ all these pumpkins
i’m pretty sure this stinkin’ gourd’s a metaphor for somethin’

- the key of awesome

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