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letra de sex kittens from mars - the great luke ski

1st verse:

h-llo there, sp-ce person. so glad you could visit
and by the looks of you, you seem so exquisite
it’s been a long trip, why don’t you take a ‘paws’
you know that “r and r” is a standard ‘claws’
this rock’s revolvin’, while were evolvin’
we’re upright kitty cats who land on our feet
so make a beeline, straight to a feline
you’ll learn this planet’s red because we are all in heat

1st chorus:

we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… s-x kittens from mars…
we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… from beyond the stars…
climb in my litter box and things will be fine
the time of your life will be my time of nine
we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… s-x kittens from mars

2nd verse:

this is the planet where no passion is hidden
spaying and neutering are long since forbidden
you’ll never stray once you have seen what you’re getting
i’ll twitch my whiskers during your heavy petting
so if you’re smitten, for this here kitten
come on and cross my path, white, brown, gray, or black
first there’s some growlin’, and then some yowlin’
you don’t need dr. seuss to get this ‘cat in the sack’
2nd chorus:

we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… s-x kittens from mars…
we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… from beyond the stars…
you be my ro-meow, i’ll be juliet
i’ll cough up hairb-lls just so you can play vet
we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… s-x kittens from mars

middle 8:

yeah, if you’re looking for some tail
we’ll make you caterwaul and wail and sing…
i’ll be the martian you want most
so come on, bring your scratching post
and then i’ll play with your b-lls… (vocalist a holds note on b-lls)
oh yes, we’ll play with your b-lls… (vocalist b holds note on b-lls)
oh yes, we’ll play with your b-lls… (vocalist c holds note on b-lls, until they all end)
…of string!

bridge rap:

h-llo kitty! come and cross my path
and see garfield taking a lasagna bath
catwoman and stimpy in a puddle of drool
and mc skat kat doin’ paula abdul!
josie and her p-ssycats’ whiplash
made sylvester shout ‘sufferin’ succotash!”
and i’m tom, don’tchya know? are you ready to go?
cause i’m a pimp lion-o and you’re my thundercat hooooo!!!

3rd verse:

so take advantage of our astro-diversion
our prime directive is a life of ‘purr’-version
there’s nothing better than a tongue bath for two
collars and leashes both for me and for you
take away his keys; give him some friskies
this cat scratch fever will give you martian fits
i’ll make you cripple, with my cat-nip-ple
when you get home you’ll say “i tawt i taw puddy tits!”

3rd chorus:

we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… s-x kittens from mars…
we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… from beyond the stars…
we’ll trap your mouse with stuff more tempting than cheese
a siamese down on her knees, if you please
we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… s-x kittens from mars

final chorus:
awwrr-me-yow!!!
we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… s-x kittens from mars…
we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… from beyond the stars…
join our meow mixer, come on don’t be a tease
when you leave, you’ll say. “thanks for the mammories!”

brief parody aside (done to the tune of “memory” from the musical “cats”):

mammories
hey man, check out these b00bies
why drink milk from a saucer
when you can suck on these… (-dog barks, cat yowls and hisses-)

return to the final chorus & finale:

we are the s-x (s-x!) kittens… s-x kittens from mars
meow-ow-ow…
s-x kittens from mars
meow-ow-ow…
s-x kittens from mars
meow-ow-ow…
s-x kittens from mars
snarf!

- the great luke ski

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