letra de one night in quark's bar - the great luke ski
(“star trek: deep sp-ce nine” theme intro)
quark:
terok nor was the station
‘til the bajorans won and called the federation
now pajama-clad terrans run fluent on a show
with everything but patrick stewart
i tell you all these bald-headed hu-mons look the same to me
deep sp-ce nine. hard to make a living
since the cardassians split, it’s effected my grifting
starfleet’s watching, all i can do
is hike up the prices at my cantina venue
now there’s hu-mons, and the klingons, and romulans, all drinking at my place! cha-ching!
staff:
onе night in quark’s bar and your credit’s platinum
this bar’s a temple of thе ferengi
they’ll free your wallet of your gold pressed latinum
the dabo wheel is open, first spin’s free
i can feel a changeling sliding up to me
quark:
odo’s really not my buddy
the security chief made out of silly putty
staff:
he’s a chair, he’s a glass, he’s an action figure doll
just once why can’t he be, the dartboard on the wall?
odo: quark!
quark:
whaddya mean? i got those scripts from j. michael strazinsky’s trash legally!
staff:
dabo girls, like to flirt
serving synth-ohol up, while you’re losing your red shirt
red shirt:
gah!
quark:
many say i remind them of the guy
who’s the princ-p-l down at sunnydale high
you kids better mind your manners! don’t make me get any snider than i already am! order up! hey! who ordered the steak?!
staff:
one night in quark’s bar and you will not quibble
our holosuites chock with debauchery
you’ll multiply just like a well-fed tribble
unless your race does it as-xually
in that case, it will cost you an extra fee
(bridge: quark tells jokes while the customers listen and react.)
quark:
hey everybody!
(customers stop murmuring and listen)
quark:
what piece of starfleet equipment only costs 75 cents?
a tri-quarter!
(customers laugh)
quark:
what do you call a cardassian officer going around in circles?
gul dusac!
(customers laugh)
quark:
who’s the funniest person in the ferengi military?
damon wayans! …ah ha ha!
(customers laugh, and go back to murmuring)
(back to the song)
quark:
i am never too selective
when cadet’s gone wild, party’s their prime directive
hu-mons drinking cabo wabo
droppin’ credits at the wheel, hoping to shout:
staff: “dabo!”
quark:
thank god i’m only watching the game, controlling it
odo: what was that?!
quark: nothing! more synthale, constable?
i don’t see you outfoxing
the vulcan girls who do my oomoxing
borg chicks are hot, you wish they’d date you
but the queens they use would assimilate you
so you better go back to your conventions, your autographs, your special edition collector dvd box sets!
staff:
one night in quark’s bar and the woes that plague us
will disappear fast as warp factor three
each customer is treated like the nagus
that is until they run out of money
you’ll be washing dishes like your old moogy
one night in quark’s bar like a pa-wraith specter
you’ll leave depraved and broke, but so happy
hopefully armin will be the director
of some ferengi “deep sp-ce nine” movie
until then watch reruns now on spike tv
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