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letra de kramercostanza - the great luke ski

kramer, costanza, elaine, and jerry
elaine and jerry, kramer, costanza

yada yada yada, yada yada yada
yada yada yada, yada yada yada

jerry: “do you have a ‘h-llo newman’? well, sir, there is a lot more to a ‘h-llo newman’ than meets the eye. you don’t just, you don’t just say ‘h-llo newman’.”

well, now, allow me to explain
about the four of new york urbane
they mostly like to sit and complain
maybe it’s because their life’s so mundane
plain, inane, i said
it’s always about nothing, that is their refrain
but still, jerry, kramer, george and elaine
still got the crazy antics which will entertain
inside jerry’s cabinet, it does contain
frankenberry, cheerios, nutri-grain
kramer’s insane, george is lame (lame)
elaine ended the soup n-z-‘s reign
they once had a contest to see who’d maintain
no gratification that they must abstain
in the end jerry did remain
the master of his domain
kramer, costanza, elaine, and jerry
elaine and jerry, kramer, costanza

kramer, costanza, elaine, and jerry
elaine and jerry, kramer, costanza

cosmo kramer pays no fee
bustin’ through the door, the man needs no key
eatin’ all the food, so what is he?
pimp mack hero of the bourgeoisie!
he’s got a wooden statue of a cherokee
he’ll make your likeness in macaroni
and at christmas time, you can plainly see
he’s got a festivus pole, don’t need no tree
jerry hears a knock, unfortunately
open the door, who could it be?
newman next door addressee
mailman big as a manatee
george lies his way into catastrophe
said he worked for vandalay industries
i asked elaine if she’d get with me
she said i wasn’t sponge-worthy!

seinfeld: “first, you must open the door properly for newman. you’ll notice whenever i open the door for newman is different from the way i open the door for everybody else. you want to get a wide swing, you want to open that door all the way, cause you want to reveal newman, in all his newman.”

you see george costanza in his yankee’s cap
he got caught in a shrinkage trap
his balding head is his handicap
teased the bubble boy until he made him snap
jerry’s stand up is tip top
george’s relationships always flop
elaine dances the jackass bop
cosmo kramer’s been known to say:
“erm…giddyup!”
tweety pez dispenser made elaine flip
eats a big salad with dressing drip
won’t spare a square of t.p. to rip
on her christmas card i saw her nip!
come now to the restaurant see the clan
jerry seinfeld is the man
boldly in the nightclub he will stand
like the s on the chest of superman
kramer, costanza, elaine, and jerry
elaine and jerry, kramer, costanza

kramer, costanza, elaine, and jerry
elaine and jerry, kramer, costanza

yada yada yada, yada yada yada
yada yada yada, yada yada yada…

seinfeld: “and also you want to give him the opportunity to take his little step that he always does, right? and then when he comes in and he looks at you and he waits! he waits for his ‘h-llo newman’. and he looks at you with those beady little eyes, and you must think of all the evil in them. and you must say to him ‘h-llo newman.'”

- the great luke ski

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