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letra de gory gory hallelujah - the great luke ski

a nap on elm street leads you to a creepy boiler room
where a burned up child murderer escorts you to your doom
with the style of a vaudevillian, your soul he will consume
while spouting one-liners. [freddy: take your life, please! ha ha ha!]
gory gory freddy kreuger
uses claws just like a cougar
what a nightmarish intruder
your fear is his power! [freddy: you have nothing to fear but me!]

if you go to camp at crystal lake on friday the thirteenth
and you’re working as a counselor with a bunch of naughty teens
better know an able lifeguard, or you just might lose your spleens
to one mean hockey mom. [mrs. voorhees: i can see russia from my house!]
gory gory jason voorhees
turning campers who are h-rny
into chicken cacciatore
machete iron chef. [iron chef host: our secret ingredient: corey feldman!]

now every halloween the kids all go for trick or treats
unless you’re name’s laurie strode, which is a role of jamie lee’s
each october thirty-first’s about your sibling rivalries
with shatner masks right on. [kirk: khaaaaaaaan!]
gory gory michael myers
k!ll his sister he desires
on call doctors he expires
that’s an extreme close-up. [wayne & garth: whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa!]
young andy on his birthday got his brand new favorite toy
was a cute red-head in overalls that was his pride and joy
but the lakeshore strangler’s voodoo meant he lived just to destroy
a cabbage patch psycho. [chucky: who the frak is martha stewart?!]
gory gory little chucky
with his bride, he did get lucky
had a kid so gay and plucky
who was glen or glenda. [glen: i just want to sing! chucky: no singing!]

the texas chainsaw massacre, was based upon ed gein
who was really from wisconsin, but they changed it for the screen
well they could have filmed the whole thing here, [wisc.guy: it woulda been peachy keen!]
[wisc.guys: us cheeseheads slice up good! have a brat, eh? pass da brew! go packers!]
gory gory leatherface
epidermis you replace
juggling chainsaws with such grace
there’s something wrong with this song… [t4p: song. bone?! we gotta work on that ending.]

i know what you did last summer. you hatched a little scheme
at your final destination, at a creepshow so extreme
yeah i saw you being hostel, it’s enough to make me scream
28 days later. [luke: i’m so troma-tized!]
gory gory scary movie
evil dead try to remove me
here comes ash, he’s saying groo-oo-oo-oo-vyyyyyy!
[ash: “groovy.”]

bruce campbell’s mar-chin oooooooon!
-bleah!-
[freddy: pinhead. ha ha ha haaaa!]

- the great luke ski

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