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letra de geeks of the industry - the great luke ski

well, we’re the geeks of the industry
you don’t wanna mess with me, when i’m playin’ d and d
the geeks of the industry
and when you see us at your game, be prepared to flee

well they say that nerds do it, freaks do it. (do it.)
grab your character sheets and get to it
got my d-twenty in my sack full of dice
i’m a miniature connoisseur for sure, so…
get all the models out of the hutch
i’ve painted so much lead, they call me the dutch boy
religious groups claiming it’ll make me a witch
but, man, the worst you could say, is i’m the coven of ‘litch’
yеs, from origins down to gencon, i am gama gamer trekkin’
you think you’rе a dungeon master, ‘til i suck upon your neck
it’s count luke ski, in black clothes i’m displayin’ and slayin’
but it’s more than cosplay
it’s vampire: the masquerade, col’ larpin’
with a file, my faux fangs i sharpen
a physical challenge, and you think i’m paper blockin’ you
you show me scissors, but i’m rockin’ you!

cause we’re the geeks of the industry
check out my huge power deck, when i c.c.g.!
the geeks of the industry
and when you see us at your game, be prepared to flee
say you’re gamin’. (gamin’?) the other folks you’re playin’
are the dorks from the towers in wisconsin
matt is the d.m., and igor brought the ‘igor bars’ in. (mmm, yeah!)
there’s ken, and bringing up the rear… (is who?)
a short furrball named carson. (heeere’s johnny!)
nuh-uh, not the carson with the talk show career
but the muskrat roleplaying king
got your caffeine? (huzzah!) a’ight, let’s convene:
your party’s on a bridge, up ahead ye see a hundred and twenty
gigantic orcs armed with machetes
do you, ‘a’: say ‘h-llo, ain’t this a sunny day?’ (sound like a nice friendly normal voice)
‘b’: you soil your armor and you run away! (sound like sir robin from mp&thg)
‘c’: grab a can from your mountain dew stash! (sound like rob schrab from “d&d”)
well the answer is ‘d’, (‘d’?) mash mash mash!
so you’re slashin’ (hackin’), total monster mashin’ (mackin’)
orc attackin’, and soon your band is back on the quest
whoever saves the damsel she will betroth-
suspiciously familiar, she’s just like a perky goth!
but to save her you will have to face sniper sloths
a vicious troll, a winged t-rex, vixens who will eat your soul
and a drunk vampire with a puzzle trap, and if you
don’t answer right, you’re dead. what do you do? (what?)
ken cast a spell, but it only knocked their hats off
igor turned to matt and said, “i k!ll gandalf!”
carson just collapsed and quivered like a pup
well here is what i did, so, yo, listen up:
after i tightened up my tights, i hung a disco ball so that the lights
distracted them, i snuck right past their sights
faced the troll, with my saving roll, he was defeated
i roasted the pega-saurus so i’d eat it. (eat it!)
the sirens i greeted, with my eighteen charisma they fainted, (add sound of women swooning)
then i solved the riddle of the mead-head
he said “now pick a number from a million down to one!”
i said ‘forty-two’, and he shriveled in the dawn sun. (add sound of vampire dying: aaah! sizzle)
for rescuing gilly, she said she would thrill me
became my bride, mission ended, me on victory’s side
and before anybody gets a chance to speak
i say, ‘yo, don’t say nothin’, i guess i’m just a geek’!
cause we’re the geeks of the industry
john kovali-to-the-c! yeah, you know it, luke ski!
the geeks of the industry
and when you see us at your game, be prepared to flee

hot chicks in chain mail bikinis
in the hip joints, want our hit points
and we’ll ask ‘em when they face us in the
coliseum, ‘who’s your d.m.?’

(spoken outro as song fades out)

- the great luke ski

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