letra de phalange occupation at the local sporting facility - the diarrhetards
[intro]
huh!
[chorus 1]
baseball’s for f-ggots
wish i was never born
f-ggots love baseball
can’t wait ’til i die
[verse 1]
shakespeare wrote plays
sherlock holmes solved crimes
twins swing at b-lls while i empty out mine
i don’t care which team wins
the home or the away
when i blow my giant load
it’s gonna cause a rain delay
[verse 2]
gimme some drugs
i want drugs
drugs, drugs, drugs
gimme some drugs
gimme some drugs
i want drugs
drugs, drugs, drugs
gimme some drugs
[spoken]
hey! check me out brother
we’ve been gone a long time
you know spring is the sh-t, sucker
where da weed at?
get wayne jet-ski!
n-ggas!
[verse 3]
chew on my foreskin
rip it off like a dog
suck the blood off my p-n-s
like a vampire wade bogs
sh-t is so boring
stick a drill in my eye
sledge hammer rape me
on the next pop fly
[verse 4]
gimme some drugs
i want drugs
drugs, drugs, drugs
gimme some drugs
gimme some drugs
i want drugs
drugs, drugs, drugs
gimme some drugs
[spoken]
you guys ever heard of a triangle?
right, isosceles, dodecahedron?
f-ck!
my b-lls are on fire
i think i’m gonna be sad
scratchy scratchy scratchy
juan berengeurs’s my landlord
strike three
you’ve got leukemia, f-ggot!
[chorus 2]
baseball’s for f-ggots
wish i was never born
f-ggots love baseball
eat my lunch on a boat
[instrumental interlude]
[bridge]
hand job at the twins game
grandpa’s lifting weights
hot s-x with phalanges
f-ck yeah!
f-ck yeah!
boston scientifics
play the california raisins
rather beer bong a pound of cum
and molest some baby asians
who gives a f-ck if some assh0l- makes a catch?
watch my d-ck if you wanna see a real seventh-inning stretch!
[verse 5]
gimme some s-x
i want guys
drugs, s-x, guys
gimme some guns
gimme some c-ck
i want socks
pants, shorts, grapes
gimme some ass
gimme some fish
i want love
gas beer chips
gimme some mud
gimme twelve farts
lemon bars
flat bread crotch
embarassing bears
[outro]
baseball’s for f-ggots
wish i was never born
f-ggots love baseball
wayne gretsky sells pot
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