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letra de officer pb (skit) - sweetjp

sweetjp: alright foley’s here we gotta get going
jack: what!? dude come on i wanna watch more anime. eva’s on. okay but hear me out-
sweetjp: dude shut up lets go
jack: -sight- okay

[walks outside]

sweetjp/foley: waddup my chicken wa-a-a-a-ang!
sweetjp: sup d-ck
jack: hi foley
sweetjp: you got everything
foley: yup
sweetjp: you got your skate piece
foley: check
sweetjp: brews?
foley: check m-th-f-cking please
sweetjp: alright b-tch let’s get going, jack get in the trunk
jack: ooooohh i’ll get in the trunk

[get in car and leave, “let’s get high” plays in the background]
foley: you know what i’m excited to do?
sweetjp: what?
foley: shotgun a, what?
sweetjp: shotgun a, who?
sweetjp/foley: shotgun a beer, shot-shotgun a beer…

[police sirens go off, get pulled over]
officer pb: hey hey hey, i’m office p–p-on-b-lls, uh, dargl p–p-on-b-lls. do you know how fast you were going back there? how handsome you were going back there?
sweetjp: sorry officer, we weren’t really paying attention-
office pb: way too handsome that’s how much, definitely way over the state limit. where you fellas going, that you gotta be so handsome for?
sweetjp: uh, we’re going to dally in the alley, it’s like this, dally, but in an alley
foley: yeah kinda like in an alley
sweetjp: yeah in an alley
jack: yeah in an alley
officer pb: wow what the f-ck was that?
sweetjp: oh that’s our friend i swear he’s just-
office pb: shut up!
sweetjp: okay

[officer pb opens trunks, gets popped by jack and his sick gun]
foley: jack where the h-ll did you get a gun?
jack: you know, i keep things on me, ya know just in case
sweetjp: alright sh-t well let’s get going i don’t wanna miss dally…

- sweetjp

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