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letra de rejection letter - sur5ill

[hook]
i don’t take rejection well, back to the drawing board
this really affects myself because i thought i scored
the pot’s calling the kettle black, i should just concede
if i were to write a letter back, this is what it would read:

[verse 1]
firstly, let me explain to you guys why i’m upset
the interview went fine; references i obliged at the request
i went and shopped at vineyard vines–to the nines is how i dressed
because i even youtubed how to tie a tie around my neck
yesterday i got a rejection letter, i suggest they better
turn auto spell off–my f-cking name is misspelled
they should have double checked the header
anyway, she starts off by saying “dear sur”
like a sincere term
yeah i agree, she’s got a real nerve
i don’t like the tone, bro, i can feel hers
she wrote that “we appreciate your interest but…”
which is the simplest way for her to distance us
“we’re looking for someone of a different crust
not a brown boy, but rather a princeton trust
fund baby,” i am from eighties
am i getting too old? i dunno maybe
i was just eighteen i recall vaguely
this is a market for “what have you done lately”?
uh…used no connections, man, i don’t need no one’s help
i’m no ventriloquist, dude, my résumé speaks for itself
but what in the the h-ll? apparently, it wasn’t speaking that well
and neither were my preppy pastel pleats and lapels

[hook]

[verse 2]
was it ‘cuz i was the blackest applicant, pardon–the beigest suitor
i want to know the dealey like where abe zapruder taped the shooter
i f-cking read up on forbes just how to gauge recruiters
why the f-ck trust a lame computer as an agent trained to tutor?
i still cannot pay my student loans but i am standing tall
even though i’m going through hardships like pirates’ cannonb-lls
they screened a bunch of hack men, it’s royal tenenbaums
and the outlook sucks like microsoft has been installed
but highlights from the thoughtful snub
are “thank you, sur, for the follow up… ”
and “this part of the job is tough..”
putdowns change my bravado up
and my résumé won’t stay on file
that’s a lie an adult tells a small child
i refuse to believe you have large piles
but f-ck it–don’t sweat her like argyle
i’m adept and clever at finding whatever’s obtuse in the letter
even before the “best regards” or the “adieu” from whomever
(y-yeah) “we wish you success on your future endeavors”
which translates to:
“please excuse that we interview someone better” (burn)

[hook]

- sur5ill

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