letra de the flu - sudden death
“hey, it’s tom. so, i’m not coming in today. i had a fever, and chills, and vomiting, and diarrhea, and these little sores that keep bruising. sorry”
ah-choo!
not here long, i stay in bed
with this pounding in my head
wanna get some food, and mine is comin’ out instead
(i got the)
flu, man i feel like h-ll (i got the)
flu, lost my sense of smell (i got the)
flu, watch some dave chppelle (i got the)
flu, and saved by the bell
temperature is 104
watch me nap till half-past 4
watch me not get up in time and throw up on the floor
(i’m going)
hough, splashin’ everywhere (i’m going)
hough, got some in my hair (i’m going)
hough, i don’t even care (i’m going)
hough, watch my woman blare
alarm goes off and i get up
but i have a sense of dread
stumble round a bit
then watch me fall back into bed
chills are shakin’ the whole bed
blow my nose so much it shines
then i run into the john and lean to the left and yak three times
now hough, i’m coughin’ up my insides
i’m throwin up so often that the sewer has a riptide
i took a while to figure out, but at least i now know it
i’m not eating food, no i just kinda borrow it
the stuff that comes out of me
forms a little [?]
plus i’m feeling worse from all the cr-p that’s on tv
(can’t watch it)
boo, classic [?] (can’t watch it)
boo, she’s pregnant again (can’t watch it)
boo, check the news again (can’t watch it)
boo, countdown of j-lo’s men
something slimy on my tongue
and i’m coughin’ up a lung
my nipples are inverted, i don’t wanna die so young
(i got the)
flu, drown in my dismay (i got the)
flu, as my nose decays (i got the)
flu, my vaccine betrayed (i got the)
flu, i got it anyway
i taste everything twice
this is the worst day of my life
i got it from my friend, and i’ma pass it to my wife (wife)
nyquil’s goin’ in me, take as much as i can stand
i just take a giant swig, it tastes like a melted crayon
but man (man), i feel good (good)
d-mn (d-mn), just like i should (should)
yes, i’m gonna pick that up
yes, i swear i’m gonna clean that up
no, don’t let the dog l!ck that up!
man, that was just nasty
try to eat a little more
ramen noodles i adore
only ate 2 noodles, but i threw up 24
(i’m going)
hough, ew this soda’s flat (i’m going)
hough, oh don’t step in that (i’m going)
hough, got some on my cat (i’m going)
hough, sleep on my deathmat
problem with the toilet bowl
cause it only has one hole
so like water polo, i just splash around the hole
splash around the hole
splash around the hole
splash around the hole
splash around the hole
splash around the hole
ah-choo
grab the tissues on the floor
sticking to the bathroom door
when i blow my nose, it’s soundin’ like a lion’s roar
(i’m going)
pbbtt, blow my nose again (i’m going)
pbbtt, blow my nose again (i’m going)
pbbtt, blow my nose again (i’m going)
pbbtt, blow my nose again
head to toe with aches and pains
can’t wait ’til my sinus drains
can’t wait ’til i can bathe cause my underwear has stains
(i got the)
flu, here we go again (i got the)
flu, why can’t [?] (i got the)
flu, not the [?] (i got the)
flu, work just called again
what?
“no. no, i’m not feeling any better. did you try hitting the caps lock key? yeah, okay great. alright.”
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