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letra de ddlc vs totono rap battle - strawberrysana

[verse 1: monika (shishishiena)]
okay everyone, i think it’s time for a story
like our poems, it’s short and sweet so we can get to the glory-
of our victory, because there’s no doubt we’ve already won
but hey humiliating you online to k!ll time seems like fun!
this miyuki thinks it’s smart to challenge me yet again?
hm~ that’s cute
but it’s okay, since these battles require brains; i mean-
you’re only good at getting what you want because of your physique
not surprising for miss. freak-in-the-sheets of the week, so to speak
[verse 2: natsuki (strawberrysana)]
ugh, this game again? i hope this will be the last!
please let’s just get this over fast
like the time i whooped yuri’s ass in class
i feel this urge to prove how totono is just pure trash
you really think messing with us won’t result in some kind of back-lash?
want a kitty cupcake?
-miyuki moans-
hmph i’m not surprised!
this big bad scary bl–dy yandere is easily compromised!
there’s a reason our game is so much better regardless that its free
your game is dead like aoi’s eyes when she hasn’t had the d~!

[verse 3: yuri (ken-chan)]
i would tell natsuki to stop being so vulgar
but it’s true
check aoi’s scenes with shinichi and yuutaro’s brother haru
appealing to the crowd with fetishes and blood…
keep it cool with those climaxes and spare the world from a flash flood
now, let’s get straight to the point like it’s the tip of my pen
we’re tired of being compared to this dreadful game time and again
sure, we may break the fourth wall, have some blood and some gore-
but none of our heroines are loved or known for what we do on all- fours…

[verse 4: sayori (azia)]
huh? my turn?
ugh, why can’t we all just get along?
wait, what’s this? white stuff?
enough! i can see why this is wrong!
here’s something to look into
stop doing what is naturally taboo
aoi mentioned b-st–lity too!
someone, please go save eru, thank you!
i think we should all just accept the hard reality
sure, they were here before us
but we were never a copy
we shine of originality
it’s safe to say old-time slayers of totono only come back on days they’re feeling lonely!
[verse 5: natsuki, sayori,
time to put this to an end, this scummy game is going down!
slow down, i already see the comments voting for us in the show-down

[verse 6: monika]
okay, everyone so what did we learn today?
our game is unique and special like me and the a at the end of my name
another battle done and dusted, k!lling two birds with one stone
call god on your phone and make sure to tell him that you just got owned

[talking: aoi (evav)]
-static noises- budududududududu
budududududududu
incoming transmission…
receiving signal from four visual novel heroines…
ah? another rap battle?
four against two?

[talking: miyuki (bblackroses)]
haha… finally… a fair fight

[verse 7: miyuki (bblackroses)
hmph
i’m not even surprised
good thing you went first cause i’m about to leave you lyrically paralyzed!
emphasize with your delusions, but you are just abusin’
your popularity you got from leaving kiddies traumatized!
ha!
such childsplay, as much as i love foreplay~!
let’s cut to the chase and get this out the way
like shinichi’s limbs after his little three-way
but hey
i need to leave no signs of foul play
cause like shinichi i gotta take it all the way
news flash!
there’s not much to say that hasn’t been said:
you’ve been in, like, a million battles each leaving you rekt!
as familiar as you are with being recycled files
i’m not here to recycle lines just take you to your graves with style!
honestly your game is so easy to disregard
but the spark of it is all thanks to gacha life and being so dark, barf!
your game is just everywhere like your fans kinemaster watermark~
[verse 8: aoi (avav)]
budu?
eru look what we have here
should aoi call up god and have them disappear?
they don’t wanna be friends
their verse a pitiful failure
maybe getting rid of them now would be doing them a favor
aoi feels this isn’t news
these ddlc girls, they seem to like to
lose
a bunch of soon to be forgotten bottoms i don’t approve
aoi knows once the viewers see what aoi can get into and do
who will you choose?
outta sayori’s head and into aoi’s bed
just give me a few minutes and i’ll be picked instead
doki was okay but its time to move ahead
snap back to reality
enough what doki could be
your game has been dissected and dried out by things like online theories
seriously aoi thinks it funny how popular ddlc
became because it’s creepy and a freebie

[verse 9: miyuki]
sorry yuri but it’s time i spill the tea!
doki’s broken like your back
thanks to your rack!
your labeled a yandere, please!
the real queen bee yandere stands before you
so quick get down on your knees!
my cuts and scars are proof of real love and passion
while your love for the action of slashin
is for mere self-satisfaction!
and i just happen as kitty assassin to know who the viewers would be down to smashin’

[verse 10: aoi]
aoi thinks she heard a voice from somewhere
sorry, but i can’t hear you from all the way up there
mmm, this file seems to be long time corrupted…
god, please help aoi finally destruct it!
it’s time to set things to how they’re meant to be
ddlc’s existence irrelevant and bijuu mike wanting more of aoi
sorry, i promise to go easy. this will be over quick
like when players hits escape key
budu
budu
aoi’s happy that you came through
aoi’s missed you since her last battle on youtube
if you want more of her, you know what to do

[verse 11: miyuki]
it was fun sending you all to your grave
but this is inevitable like when aoi forgets to save the game!
may you all rest in peace
master, i promise i behaved!
in a year, i’ll be sure to bring this games long-awaited bouquet!
-miyuki laughs-

- strawberrysana

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