letra de stalker whale (a parody) - starjake
“i’m a fat girl
in a small world
i have no ass
and i have no titz
i wanna be a neighbrhood wh0re
but instead…
i’m dating a failing youtuber
just to suck his ding-a-ling
and maybe make a p-rno
i don’t have friends
i’m lucky to have a boyfriend
if only he knew who i really am
a fat nasty chick on a webcam
alone in my parent’s home
with my twelve inch d-ld-
and my markiplier body pillow
i probably have diabetes
but too bad
cuz i love cheeze & pizza
wit da big fat meat!
okay i’m done talking bout food
cause like, i’m fat dude!
soooo
i wanna bring up a topic
it’s about a guy named jake
the dude has a bigger d-ck than my bf
but he doesn’t wanna be fat
so i blocked him the other night
shortly after, my bf did too
cause thats why he’s my boo
he’s a sensitive cuck like me
i’m only dominant
when i make him drink my pee
its over now
he’s blocked like cheeze
and i’m taking a sheet
i have zits all over my coochie
i wanna take my bf to tha moviez
but he lives too far awaaay
i looked in tha mirror today
i got hair on my lips
and hair all up on my tits
so i gotta put on a big outfit
to hide all this disgusting sh-t
my bf thinks i’m beautiful….
even tho he’s clearly lying
it’s just so hard to accept
that n0body likes me
…
…
wait wait, hol up
so, i’m stalking jake’s page
with one of my 50 alternates
he posted about my bf’s channel
his post filled me with rage
made me wanna suck off candle
saying my bf is jealous of him….
like honey
this is not okay
so i unblock him
and i send him harassing messages
cause i don’t know
how to mind my own business
and i’m a sensitive stalker whale
jake eventually made a video on him
that has me blown up
fatter than i already am
bigger than a f-cking blimp
i snitched to my failing boyfriend
please please please
harass him for me
make a video for me
he hurt my feelings
he made me cry
my bf made a video
i know he ran his lips
lied, & everything
but thats fine by me
cause i don’t have any friends
and i love when he agrees
even if its a f-cking lie
he’s so hot
i just wish he had a bigger c-ck
and my cl-t wasn’t completely
covered with zits
my bf messaged him
we called & made up
very good, very good big boy
jake deleted his video
and now my bf
is back to being my toy
…
…
o….. m…… g……
so i thought this was all over
but i guess not
i thought jake deleted his video
but i went behind an alternate
cause i’m an overweight cuck
with a slimy, zitty, hairy c-nt
and…..
he f-cking unlisted it!!!
i messaged my tiny d-ck bf
to block him again
honestly for no real reason
just cus i’m a fat b-tch
…..
just say he’s disrespectful!
-crying-
why does n0body like me
why cant i
mind my own f-cking business!
i’m just a fat ugly mess
and my s-x life is so sh-tty
i cant even suck a f-cking d-cky
cause i don’t know how
and i look like a f-cking cow
i’m gonna go drown myswlf now
in a big f-cking pool of cheetos
cause i’ll never be popular
i’ll never be able to touch my toes
and i’m sure that my bf
has lots of other fat nasty hoes
-cries-“
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