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letra de wheel of misfortune - starbomb

[intro: dan avidan]
yo, here we go

[verse 1: dan avidan, arin hanson, matt mercer]
i may sound chill but i never been so excited
because arin and i just officially got invited
to the dopest game show ever to grace your tv
we’re gonna be chillin’ with vanna
it’s wheel of fortune, baby!
the lights go down and the crowd fills the area
my consonant game will blow apart their genitalia
the puzzle is “titles”, no cause for concern
here i go, spin the wheel, aw man
lose a turn
okay, no biggie, now it’s arin’s time to spin
wow, he got five thousand, that’s pretty good for him
let mе see, is there an n?
-ding-
why yes indeed, arin, thеre are seventeen ns!
alright, keep it cool!
don’t get hot under the collar
arin’s only ahead by eighty-five thousand dollars
here’s the second spin! five thousand again?
is there an n?
yes, there are six more ns
i’d like to solve the puzzle
okay, lets check
is it nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?
that is correct!
[verse 2: dan avidan, arin hanson, matt mercer]
alright, round two, here we go, clean slate
take a breath, spin the wheel (lose a turn!) that’s great!
tell you what, my hand slipped, i’m gonna give it another try
here we go, (lose a turn) what the f-ck, my guy?
i’m going again, here’s the spin (lose a turn)
i’m jealous of everybody who is currently in an urn
just four more spins, this court is not adjourned!
lose a turn, lose a turn, lose a turn, lose a turn!
oh my f-cking god! i need an adult
i’ll do anything to end up with a different result
i’m spinning one last time before i tear off my face
wait, the spin is going way past the lose-a-turn sp-ce
it’s headed for money, oh man, this is sick!
you’ve landed on… get punched in the d-ck
oh gosh, that’s gonna take a while to heal
i’m sorry, let me ask, was that always on the wheel?
two panels were added when round two began
get punched in the d-ck, and a trip to j-pan!
but you still have to guess, you don’t just get the reward
you only get the punches if the letter’s on the board!
uh… q?
-ding-
there are twenty-three qs!
oh…
-punching sound effects- oh – ow – stop – please!
-dan whimpering-
[verse 3: dan avidan, arin hanson, matt mercer]
the board is yours, dan! would you like to buy a vowel?
my t-st-cl-s are… absolutely devastated
the board is yours, arin! would you like to buy a vowel?
actually i’m gonna spin for one more round
oh, it looks like you landed on the mystery spot
go and pick up the panel, let’s see what you got!
it’s a million dollars, and a car to spare!
but wait, it looks like there’s another panel under there aauugh-
it’s a boat and a jet! huh, i’m in disbelief
i can’t believe my eyes, another panel’s underneath!
it’s a treasure chest exploding with gold doubloons!
and a document from nasa giving you ownership of the moon
come on-
and there’s one last panel, pick it up real quick
it says “if you get this letter you can punch dan’s d-ck”
is there a w?
-ding-
there’s seventy-eight ws
i’d like to solve the puzzle, is it qqqwwwaaaaqqqwwwwwwuhhqqqwwwwwwwwaaaaqqqwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaqqwwwweeewwwwqqqqwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaahqqqqwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooo?

[outro: dan avidan, arin hanson, matt mercer]
that’s it! you’re our biggest winner of all time
congratulations, arin
i wish i’d done better in the game, but, at least i know my best friend would never punch me in th-
i won! -punch sound effect- auugh-

- starbomb

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