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letra de overwatch is dead - slickery

[sl!ckery]
yo…
lil sl!ck
overwatch is dead…
and i know exactly who k!lled it

this m-ssive m-ssacre is truly large in scale
overwatch youtube content is boring, dull and stale
repet-tive editing, crazily lazy
brain dead zombies at the wheel it’s driving miss dayz

(unit lost)
unit lost stylosa, i’ve got you in my sights
i’m gonna bring you closer to being over-n-lyzed
your videos are boring, leave me snoring, on the floor clawing
for something entertaining instead of you complaining
i’m batman, and you’re bruce wayning
i’m reaper and you’re mercy maining and your view count has paid the cost
in your rush to be first you’ve become the worst
pretty much you have unit lost

(seagull)
a seagull is a grey, brown and white bird
but it’s also the name of a round white nerd
you had to quit dallas fuel? oh play the small violin
now that you’re gone, they have a chance to finally win

(zylbrad)
zylbrad, still bad
used muselk as a launching pad
i sound like you it makes me mad
reply to my dms, you’re making me sad
ups and leaves for sea of thieves? (what the f-ck?)
a game that’s worse than ask jeeves

overwatch is dead, and yet you’re still k!lling it
the corpse has gone cold, and yet you’re still drilling it
p-ssied off to fortnite because your content reeks
but you’ve left your mark like toilet bowl sh-t streaks

(mccreamy)
mccreamy used to k!llstreak and his fl!cks were on fleek
used to make my day, but all this sh-t must make his hole weak

(outfoxed)
i find it really creepy
you make vids for kids to stroke their peepee
before they go to sleepy
using other people’s talents is all you repeat

(muselk)
muselk faking having fun, stealing tricks off reddit
vids longer than my d-ck, he’s too lazy to edit
i don’t wanna sit through this, i’d rather attack point b anubis
and yeah, i know i’m new at this, but get down, give my shoe a kiss

(saltyphish)
hey phish!
open up your -ss, i’m going in raw
your channel’s dying with tf2
and that’s because no one cares about you
it’s time to give up, come on you’re through
look back at the chance at fame you blew
boring -ss gameplay with colored text, inside jokes without context
girls looking at your d-ck are perplexed
fully erect but they ask “what’s next?”

[-saltyphish- and sl!ckery]
-whoa whoa whoa, what the f-ck is going on here?-
uh, i’m just recording a diss track
-you call that a diss track?
ha, no wonder you only have 4 thousand subs
hold on one sec…-

(sl!ckery)
-don’t even bring me up b-tch, cause now you’re in trouble
i featured you on my channel, and then your sub count doubled
more boring than overwatch 6-man queues
you sound like zylbrad, if you just take away all the views
full blown costumes for 2000 views? what a waste
stick to wearing ’em in your vids, cover your f-cking ugly face
you wrote a diss track?! a desperate attempt to be relevant
spewin’ so much sh-t, you’re like the -ss of an elephant
because my d-ck never fit, all your subs want you to quit
and your channel would be successful if your content wasn’t sh-t-

-boom gottem b-tch-
wait, phish, wait, i’m sorry
-the f-ck do you want?-
i’ve just got one more verse, back me up
-alright!-

overwatch is dead, and yet you’re still k!lling it
the corpse has gone cold, and yet you’re still drilling it

(ohnickel)
my name is sl!ckel, oh sl!ckel
oh god i feel sick…
using an intro, that sucks gigantic d-ck
reading the patch notes like a script, bored to death written on my crypt
it’d be lit if you just quit saying all the obvious sh-t you spit -(b-tch)-

(youroverwatch)
and i’m hatin’ all your speculatin’ -(suck)-
and cl!ckbatin’ quite frustratin’ -(my)-
shoulda spent the time m-st-rbatin’ -(d-ck)- to my plat still ratin’

(overwatch central)
overwatch central imitiatin’
same sh-t less subs must be irritatin’
better get evacuatin’, because nerf this, i be detonatin! -(aaand…)-

(outfoxed)
-outfoxed just dm’d me on twitter but really he belongs in the sh-tter-
uh, phish we already did outfoxed, he’s done
-oh, right, sorry.-
he’s done man

(tyrodin)
anyway, then there’s that reinhardt guy tie-roe-din
-(it’s tee-ruh-din…)-
can only swing a hammer dude try reloadin’
-drops enabled, your stream explodin’-

(scottjaw)
scottjaw, scottbore, no one watches anymore -(shiiiit)-

(nateson)
nateson calling out hackers like a budget edward snowden -(oof)-

(bumbler)
i recognize you, i don’t know why…
oh that’s right you’re salty phish guy!
-(laughing hysterically)-
whoa, whoa, whoa, phish, calm down, calm down

(loserfruit)
can’t compute why people watch loserfruit
strawberries suck and you can’t shoot

(karq)
you’ve got a tip for every role, i’ll give you a tip in every hole

(jayne)
jayne looks like a bread roll -(wholemeal!)-

(maximilianmus)
you’re a f-cking unfunny troll -(yeet)-

(sir swag)
use your own voice you’re too p-ssy

(twomad)
twomad got adhd

(thatpunchkid, andrew jrt)
thatpunchkid and andrew jrt are pretty much just twomad two and three!

(oasisonoverwatch)
cutie on stream? -(oh tee hee hee)-

(dspstanky)
who’s in the kitchen? dspstanky?!

(bazzagazza)
bazzagazza is a furry?
-(what’s for tea?)-
kangaroo sl!ck-curry

cus f-ck i’ll be a sleeper hit, sneaking up behind like a creeper, sh-t!
be amazed at my symmetra plays
spending days lighting up, weed blaze
and i wish i was as big as saltyphish
and i wish people would see me like they do mccreamy
even if all i’ve said is true, i’ll probably always be less successful than all of you…
-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… oh… um… i guess i’ll just walk myself out
the f-ck was that?-

- slickery

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