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letra de a horrorcore song but it was written to intentionally upset nerds - shwabadi

[verse 1: freeced]
my ahegao hoodie makes milady so h-rny
and so i’m always wearing it when i approach a dope shorty
i watch dubs not subs, except for ghost stories
and i never f-ck with manga, because it’s wrote poorly

i swear to god no mangaka can write a sentence rightly
i try to read it nightly–how?–read it left to right–me
too–i never know the characters in the fight scenes
it’s like the story’s backwards–is it printed wrong?–it might be

[verse 2: shwabadi]
rip adobe flash
now what the h-ll can i use to edit photographs?
you think harrison ford is the best han solo? hold me back
your opinion is еmbarrassing, don’t be daft

i can’t play pokemon, how’d they makе it this hard?
keep on catching ugly shiny ones i have to discard
i wish they put more flavour on the coating of my switch cart
if only anime could stick to good art styles like pixar

[verse 3: freeced]
i piece together pcs with help from the verge
i got my thermal paste spreader and i’m ready to learn
any cables hanging down i’m bout to sever and burn
i yearn to be a programmer so…h-llo, earth
a gaming mouse is always an important decision
so when i set it up, i enable pointer precision
now i’m cl!cking heads, steady getting rich on the mission
240 hz, 24 frames what i’m getting

[verse 4: shwabadi]
i hit up fnm to play the tcg
and i eat while i play, so my sleeves are greased
use the pieces of exodia to clean between my t–th
and free the piece of meat i can’t seem to reach

my oc has a black blade
three wings and a really cool catchphrase
i relate to people with hearts darker than mass graves
so my favourite naruto character is sasuke [say sook]

[verse 5: freeced]
i straight use caps lock on every uppercase letter
ketchup on my sushi roll–why?–cuz it tastes better
bout to get a checkmate from the way i play checkers
and i love real raptors, the ones that ain’t feathered

the star wars sequels are the best, and it’s no contenders
i don’t have a preference for wings, i like bones in tenders
i never read frankenstein, it’s so pretentious
wait, is frankenstein the monster or the cereal? i don’t remember
[verse 6: shwabadi]
fantasy novels i find apocryphal
the stories they describe are always rife with the impossible
i can’t stand films that are illogical
instead, i love anime girls with big galongahongables

academic writing, i’ll be typing in papyrus
epidemics? i don’t buy it, none of my files are virused
my keyboard works better when it’s filled up with detritus
i always skip filler, like the firefly pilot

- shwabadi

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