
letra de handsome disaster - shlomo dubin
[intro – spoken]
man… i didn’t choose to be this good-looking
the doctor held me up at birth and fainted
whole delivery room passed out like dominoes
it’s been hard ever since
—
[verse 1]
i’m the handsome disaster, the lavish enchanter
with a laugh and a swagger plus a passion for banter
every stanza i fracture got the planets in shambles
yet i manage disaster while i’m handsome on camera
a sarcastic assassin with immaculate grammar
i dismantle the standard while i casually flatter
i’m a scandal to rappers, their mechanics in tatters
i expand every pattern, it’s a vanity ladder
yo, my cheekbones lethal, speech so regal
each flow equal to cathedral steeples
i defeat whole people with a sweet bold easel
paint a beat so lethal it could dethrone beatles
—
[talking]
(laughs)
hold up, hold up—don’t look at me like that
i didn’t ask for these genetics
blame my parents, blame evolution… blame whoever!
but don’t blame me for being perfect
—
[verse 2]
my reflection gets jealous, won’t step in the frame
’cause the glass feel shame standin’ next to my name
every text that i send got a metric insane
autocorrect bends syntax just to flex with the same
i’m a syllable chemist with a miracle presence
every lyric invented got a spiritual essence
i’m imperial, splendid, but i’m serious—get this
i’m so humble i correct god when he blesses
yo, my flow glow radiant, face so radiant
pace so gradient, schemes go alien
make pros plagiarize, fakes so vagrant
even patience prayin’ like, “wait, slow, maybe then—”
—
[talking]
(mock whisper)
shhh… y’all hear that?
that’s the sound of every other rapper packin’ up their notebooks
don’t cry, fellas… somebody’s gotta be second place
—
[verse 3]
nah, i accelerate, never late, devastate
generate clever ways, levitate heaven’s gates
medicate featherweights, dedicate pen to fate
celebrate, demonstrate, resonate, set it straight
i’m attractive and tactical, laugh at the practical
bars mathematical, craft international
it’s a hazardous balance, but i manage the talent
i’m the package and challenge while i’m handsome and gallant
—
[hook]
i’m a handsome disaster—tragic, sarcastic
braggin’ while i mask it, craftin’ gymnastics
i’m humble, i’m modest, i don’t boast or brag…
but i body every verse with the looks i have
—
[outro – spoken]
(sighs)
look, i know it’s tough to deal with
but don’t hate me for being this good at everything…
hate the fact that you’re not me
handsome disaster. signing out
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