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letra de nfts - saturday night live

(spoken intro)
[professor]
wow, secretary yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today

[janet yellen]
well, professor, it was my pleasure to speak to aspiring economists

[professor]
do we have time for one more question?

[janet yellen]
hey, i don’t have anywhere to be

[professor]
all right, anyone have a question? come on guys, the u.s. treasury secretary is right next to us. uh, yes, you, young man?

(musical intro)
[slim shady]
two silicon boys were talkin’ outside
talkin’ outside
talkin’ outside

[janet yellen]
okay, so what is your question?

[slim shady]
two silicon boys were talkin’ outside
talkin’ outside
talkin’ outside
[janet yellen]
yeah, i heard you the first time

(verse 1)
[slim shady]
now what the h-ll’s an nft?
apparently, cryptocurrency
everyone’s makin’ so much money
now please explain what’s an nft
i said what the h-ll’s an nft?
it’s like real-life monopoly
everyone is doin’ it like gronkowski
can you please help me make an nft?

(spoken)
[professor]
son, i didn’t understand a word you just said

[slim shady]
thanks!

[professor]
that is not a compliment

[slim shady]
huh, i disagree
[janet yellen]
i actually see what you’re saying, young man. um, we are aware of nfts, and there are currently

[morpheus]
excuse me. i can break it down for you

[professor]
excuse me, are you morpheus from the matrix film series?

[dr. dre]
no, but i do have pills if you need some. the thing about nfts is

(verse 2)
non-fungibles
gifs of ron funches eating lunchables
or pics of colin jost’s face, very punchable
digital images
of digimon doin’ scrimmages
or a pic of a nun with a nintendo switch
dictionary
with a pic of fat jerry
i made it last night and now i got three thousand dollars
and now i can buy me a gif
of peter griff-
in crossin’ up all-star ballers
who are taller
look at these
if you please
supreme court justice chuck e. cheese
bam margera in a mini coop with master splinter
amy klobuchar and adam driver having dinner
[slim shady]
hey, here’s a thanos that twerks
for 24 million, it could be yours
and the prices go up and down, you see
so that explains an nft

(spoken)
[janet yellen]
okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you’re not totally wrong. can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? anyone? what about you, man with the mop?

[janitor]
who, me? well, i wasn’t really payin’ attention, but if i had to explain nfts, i’d probably say this:

(verse 3)
hey, here’s the thing about nfts
it’s a non-fungible token, you see
“non-fungible” means that it’s unique
there can only be one, like you and me
nfts are insane
built on a blockchain
a digital ledger of transactions
it records information on what’s happenin’
when it’s minted, you can sell it as art
and this concludes my rappin’ part
motherf—–

(spoken)
[janet yellen]
wow, that’s pretty much what i would’ve said, so thank you

[janitor]
you’re welcome

[janet yellen]
i don’t know if this is too forward, but i actually have tickets for ufc 260 if you guys wanna come

[slim shady, dr. dre, janitor]
aw h-ll yeah. no doubt

[janet yellen]
great

(outro)
[slim shady]
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na
nerds!

- saturday night live

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